The Real American Threat Is Added Sugar

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god bless sugar
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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good ol' sugar
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And you laughed at me for avoiding carbs...

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This thread is factually accurate and entertaining to boot.
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High fructose corn syrup or GTFO
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sugar in our diet is a true epidemic that has become a silent killer.
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bodysnatcher wrote:sugar in our diet is a true epidemic that has become a silent killer.
It's not totally silent. My coworker has diabetes and he bitches about it all the time.
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i agree with this thread

<takes bite of donut>
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So I finished that Whole30 elimination diet and I learned a lot about sugar. It truly is everywhere. The thought of artificial sweetener and added sugar makes me feel sick now.

I've been less careful reading labels since the diet ended and I've been burned by sugar twice. Once in a spoonful of peanut butter spread on apples, and once in some salmon jerky. In both cases, there wasn't much sugar, but I've been off of it for so long that it made what I was eating taste like candy.

Peanut butter isn't supposed to taste like candy outside of a Reese's Cup, and salmon sure as hell isn't supposed to taste like candy.

So, to repeat:
washing machine wrote:This thread is factually accurate...
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You forget after a while, but it's really noticeable when you've been gone. I just spent a month in the US and everything is so goddamn sweet.
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theplatypus wrote:You forget after a while, but it's really noticeable when you've been gone. I just spent a month in the US and everything is so goddamn sweet.
is this my compliment
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Oh shit, I forgot about that
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this cookbook has a lot of great stuff in it

https://www.wholesomechild.com/en/

initial startup costs a little high (where can i find coconut sugar?) but there are so many ways now to make sweet tasting things that don’t require actual sugar
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This thread and its title remain the most important f&d content you'll ever read on RM.

Endless thanks for bringing it to us, trag.
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