Red Mosquito

Schmucks

what.

bodysnatcher, you see this? This is right up your alley

pics or it didn't happen

No idea how to post pics here...I’m more of a forum lurker than a poster. But I can email them.

Email them to me

Just PM’d you

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Pics emailed

would he be pleased to know this is being sold?

I dunno. He didn’t organize the party...Ashley did. So I’m sure that he has no sentimental attachment to the contents of the bag.

I certainly don’t think that this violates Mike’s privacy. I simply thought that this should be owned by a hardcore fan.

well now we know Ashley organized the party

any other private details going to leak out?

what was state of the powder room pre-party? was there a plastic bag in the wastebin or was it ornamental? i see him as a down-to-earth / functional bathroom kind of guy. i’m hoping there was a plastic bag in there, preferably from the grocery store.

did you use the upstairs bathroom and look in the medicine cabinet? any interesting balms?

is there a ping pong table in the basement?

who left the upper decker in the guest room?

Yes, it’s absolutwly shocking to know that a wife helped organize a party for the husband. You should probably just call the Seattle Times now so they can get it on tomorrow’s front page

965UP isn't allowed to contact the local media, after the jizz flinging incident

Considering how bad our Mariners are, jizz flinging might get some serious attendance

RM is wired with a ticker tape feed direct to Kim Neely’s walk-in humidor

I can't believe you'd betray Ashley like this

Stone betrayed her first

jacksonone wrote:fan

we dont have those ‘round these here parts

but we do have an NBA thread

i’m thinking you might be a one-roper, two-roper at best

Whoever he e-mailed these pictures to, post them. I wanna see the stuff.