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Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 1:39 am
by washing machine
Everyone has opinions on this drink. Mine’s correct.

3/1 gin and vermouth ratio. Dash of orange bitters and then stir and serve with a twist. This makes a bright, classic expression of the drink. Perfect before or after dinner.

One of my favorite bartenders recently showed me a method he likes, which is to stir with the twist and eschew the orange bitters altogether. Can’t say I hate it, but why fix something that’s not broken?

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 1:46 am
by BurtReynolds
vodka dirty

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 2:04 am
by washing machine
BurtReynolds wrote:vodka dirty
Troll.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 2:22 pm
by epilogue
I expected to have a lengthy and healthy debate when I saw this thread title, but Reid nailed it in the OP and now there's just no point in keeping this thread open.

Mods, please close the thread and sticky so that everyone for the rest of time understands how make a fucking Martini.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 3:07 pm
by washing machine
Lock and sticky.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 4:57 pm
by tragabigzanda
from the ashes of tonkotsu

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 5:05 pm
by epilogue
Under no circumstances should a human drink a vodka martini.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:30 pm
by washing machine
durdencommatyler wrote:Under no circumstances should a human drink a vodka martini.
What a snob.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:32 pm
by epilogue
washing machine wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Under no circumstances should a human drink a vodka martini.
What a snob.
I provide a valuable service, Reid.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:46 pm
by washing machine
If I'm out of gin at the house but still want to relax I'll make a martini with Tito's.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 6:55 pm
by epilogue
washing machine wrote:If I'm out of gin at the house but still want to relax I'll make a martini with Tito's.
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Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 7:01 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Tito's, 2017's Grey Goose

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 7:34 pm
by doone
I've never had a proper martini, Reid's sounds good tho.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 7:35 pm
by tragabigzanda
from the ashes of tonkotsu

Re: Martinis

Posted: Mon April 23, 2018 7:52 pm
by washing machine
tragabigzanda wrote:
doone wrote:I've never had a proper martini, Reid's sounds good tho.
the dash of orange bitters really makes a huge difference, so make sure that's a part of your first experience
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Re: Martinis

Posted: Tue April 24, 2018 1:07 am
by 96583UP
Ketel One Gibson

Re: Martinis

Posted: Tue April 24, 2018 1:40 am
by tragabigzanda
from the ashes of tonkotsu

Re: Martinis

Posted: Tue April 24, 2018 2:02 am
by BurtReynolds
I just really like olives.

A martini bar opened up near the place I lived once and ooooooh boy... things rolled downhill for awhile after that.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Tue April 24, 2018 3:01 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
The last dirty martini I had was heavy on the brine. I had to wash it down with water and then a Cosmo.

Re: Martinis

Posted: Tue April 24, 2018 3:18 am
by The Argonaut
Here's how my uncle makes martinis: he fills a martini glass with gin and then pretends to add vermouth. Then he drops in an olive