Who should PJ hire to replace EV?

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Maynard

[bada]

[run2death]

Maynard

MJK is douchier than Ed.

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Maynard

MJK is douchier than Ed.

But wayyy more talented and interesting

[Jorge]

Ehhhh

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[Monkey_Driven]

They shouldn't hire anyone else, that's silly. They should seriously just go on indefinite hiatus until some sort of fire returns.

Yup.

[Norah]

They shouldn't hire anyone else, that's silly. They should seriously just go on indefinite hiatus until some sort of fire returns.

No, they should definitely hire Whitey.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Adam Levine

[BurtReynolds]

Roseanne Barr

[daft twat]

They shouldn't hire anyone else, that's silly. They should seriously just go on indefinite hiatus until some sort of fire returns.

Yup.

Why? They play some shows, trot out the hits, play more deep cuts than the average band, do a few too many covers, and seem to have a fun time in short spurts while middle aged white douches like me get together with old friends and have a good time. A new album just means 6 more songs per show that aren’t from their best years or, quite frankly, mine.

Def Leppard, Journey, and Cheap Trick are coming through town together this summer. I cannot imagine people in the audience bitching that they don’t have the fire anymore. Christ, Pearl Jam is going on 30 years. No one in any occupation is killing it in year 27 of their job. Ed said it himself years ago - All that’s sacred comes from youth. He’s still the perfect captain for this old ship. And at least he stands at the front of the stage where people who paid to see him sing actually can.

[Jorge]

I bet there is a Cheap Trick version of RM

[Strat]

They shouldn't hire anyone else, that's silly. They should seriously just go on indefinite hiatus until some sort of fire returns.

Yup.

Why? They play some shows, trot out the hits, play more deep cuts than the average band, do a few too many covers, and seem to have a fun time in short spurts while middle aged white douches like me get together with old friends and have a good time. A new album just means 6 more songs per show that aren’t from their best years or, quite frankly, mine.

Def Leppard, Journey, and Cheap Trick are coming through town together this summer. I cannot imagine people in the audience bitching that they don’t have the fire anymore. Christ, Pearl Jam is going on 30 years. No one in any occupation is killing it in year 27 of their job. Ed said it himself years ago - All that’s sacred comes from youth. He’s still the perfect captain for this old ship. And at least he stands at the front of the stage where people who paid to see him sing actually can.

I love you.

[knee tunes]

They shouldn't hire anyone else, that's silly. They should seriously just go on indefinite hiatus until some sort of fire returns.

Yup.

Why? They play some shows, trot out the hits, play more deep cuts than the average band, do a few too many covers, and seem to have a fun time in short spurts while middle aged white douches like me get together with old friends and have a good time. A new album just means 6 more songs per show that aren’t from their best years or, quite frankly, mine.

Def Leppard, Journey, and Cheap Trick are coming through town together this summer. I cannot imagine people in the audience bitching that they don’t have the fire anymore. Christ, Pearl Jam is going on 30 years. No one in any occupation is killing it in year 27 of their job. Ed said it himself years ago - All that’s sacred comes from youth. He’s still the perfect captain for this old ship. And at least he stands at the front of the stage where people who paid to see him sing actually can.

I love you.

I love you too.

[knee tunes]

Maynard

Maynard belongs in tool, you......

[96583UP]

Kim Thayil

[Bammer]

They shouldn't hire anyone else, that's silly. They should seriously just go on indefinite hiatus until some sort of fire returns.

Yup.

Why? They play some shows, trot out the hits, play more deep cuts than the average band, do a few too many covers, and seem to have a fun time in short spurts while middle aged white douches like me get together with old friends and have a good time. A new album just means 6 more songs per show that aren’t from their best years or, quite frankly, mine.

Def Leppard, Journey, and Cheap Trick are coming through town together this summer. I cannot imagine people in the audience bitching that they don’t have the fire anymore. Christ, Pearl Jam is going on 30 years. No one in any occupation is killing it in year 27 of their job. Ed said it himself years ago - All that’s sacred comes from youth. He’s still the perfect captain for this old ship. And at least he stands at the front of the stage where people who paid to see him sing actually can.

Stop making so much sense!

You make an interesting point about being on the job for 27 years. I think for someone to remain excited and inspired would take, in most situations, some kind of evolution or promotion or fairly significant change(s) in that job. I mean I can see someone killing it after all those years at the same company if they have been working their way up the ladder and taking on more responsibilities, earning raises and whatnot. Compared to someone who works a production line or something for 3 decades...that would be hell. All that being said, if you're a world famous rock star you probably eliminate yourself from any attempts at job comparisons like I am doing right now.

[evenslow]

They shouldn't hire anyone else, that's silly. They should seriously just go on indefinite hiatus until some sort of fire returns.

Yup.

Why? They play some shows, trot out the hits, play more deep cuts than the average band, do a few too many covers, and seem to have a fun time in short spurts while middle aged white douches like me get together with old friends and have a good time. A new album just means 6 more songs per show that aren’t from their best years or, quite frankly, mine.

Def Leppard, Journey, and Cheap Trick are coming through town together this summer. I cannot imagine people in the audience bitching that they don’t have the fire anymore. Christ, Pearl Jam is going on 30 years. No one in any occupation is killing it in year 27 of their job. Ed said it himself years ago - All that’s sacred comes from youth. He’s still the perfect captain for this old ship. And at least he stands at the front of the stage where people who paid to see him sing actually can.

I love you.

I love you too.

I'm IN love with you.

[evenslow]

The correct answer is Lou Diamond Phillips.

[Bammer]

The correct answer is Lou Diamond Phillips.

I mean ... you're not wrong.