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Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 7:05 am
by Whitey McTeeth
Why not give me a try? Unless you support her monopoly on guidance.

Let me “technically” support you.

Feel free to post here for my help.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 8:25 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
Siri: where has Whitey been all this time? He's greatly missed.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 9:23 am
by Whitey McTeeth
If he’s in your heart, he’s always here. Especially if I never log out.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 10:20 am
by knee tunes
Siri, who cuts your hair?

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 10:32 am
by Whitey McTeeth
It’s not a place that normally cuts hair!
Well human hair at least.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 1:51 pm
by Jorge
Whitey, fill my ears with spiders

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 4:15 pm
by Norah
Whitey, why was balki banned?

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 5:51 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
What kind of spiders, and do you have a particular event in mind?

And pete, I sourced some of my queries out to my 8ball, and it said “it is certain”. So there you go, 2 more wishes left.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 6:01 pm
by Norah
I'm confused. Are you Siri, an 8 ball, or a genie?

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Mon June 25, 2018 6:03 pm
by Norah
Whitey, what was that thing you said your friends called you, but I'm certain no one has ever called you?

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 12:27 am
by Whitey McTeeth
It’s whispered in the wind whenever two or more tasks are needed.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 12:28 am
by Whitey McTeeth
Look up at my last post to answer your first question.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 12:40 am
by Jorge
Whitey, what's the weather going to look like tomorrow

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 12:55 am
by tree_
White Siri, is Burt going to be ok?

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 3:59 am
by Norah
Whitey McTeeth wrote:It’s whispered in the wind whenever two or more tasks are needed.
Oh I remember now. No one calls you that.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 4:09 am
by Whitey McTeeth
theplatypus wrote:Whitey, what's the weather going to look like tomorrow
The sun will come up tomorrow.

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 4:26 am
by knee tunes
out

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 4:27 am
by Norah
Image

Re: Let me be your “Siri “

Posted: Tue June 26, 2018 4:33 am
by knee tunes
*curtsies*