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Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 12:22 am
by 96583UP

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 1:33 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
counting down...we're on day one, team

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 1:38 am
by 96583UP

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 1:40 am
by 96583UP
via this website, we gain additional insights into his leadership skills:

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 2:04 am
by spike
Otherwise known as the Official Countdown until Jim Bob Cooter is Named Interim HC Thread

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 4:32 am
by verb_to_trust
Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 4:47 am
by BurtReynolds
ha his last name is Patricia.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Wed September 12, 2018 1:44 pm
by tree_
verb_to_trust wrote:Hes fat and unkempt. He must go.
Seriously. This is a physical sport. He's coaching athletes, not cake eating contestants.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Thu September 13, 2018 12:48 am
by 96583UP

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Thu September 13, 2018 1:35 am
by daft twat
Nonexistent Patricia by L7 is an awesome song.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Thu September 13, 2018 1:53 am
by 96583UP
someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Thu September 13, 2018 2:27 am
by numbers
None of the disciples of Coach Bill have ever been able to pull off his shtick on their own.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Thu September 13, 2018 7:16 pm
by @SkitchP
96583UP wrote:someone with a twitter account needs to send this to the @DetroitLions
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't saying
She's being kind
Non-existent Patricia

This post is hilarious for reasons you may not understand.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Thu September 13, 2018 7:47 pm
by guestT
It won't be this year. First they'll scapegoat Jim Bob Cooter. Then whatever expendable veterans they can make examples out of for not buying into the program. Then the DC. 3-4 years from now they'll clean house and start over.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Thu September 13, 2018 7:50 pm
by tree_
Maybe Stafford did something to piss off the team and they decided to punish him by running incorrect routes and allowing him to be sack hammered, like in the Oliver Stone film Any Given Sunday.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Fri September 14, 2018 12:30 am
by 96583UP
day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... we-played/

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Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Fri September 14, 2018 12:38 am
by Electromatic
96583UP wrote:day 3: inform your team members how they feel

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... we-played/

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Sooo Coach, you get a refund then? Take that effort back?

Maybe that 6 week window for trades should apply to coaching too. The oops I hired Steve Sarkisian window.

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Fri September 14, 2018 12:42 am
by 96583UP
they could probably trade him for a few kicking tees to a team in need of a large person to prop open a heavy door

Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Sat September 15, 2018 1:03 am
by 96583UP
day 4: it's a 'must win' situation already

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... lions-ship

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Re: Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired Thread

Posted: Sat September 15, 2018 1:04 am
by 96583UP
NFLSHOP.com already selling Matt Patricia official gameday MuMu's at 50% off