Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)

[JuanHamm]

I watched spiderman 3 last night and all signs point to yes.

How anybody ever thought he could be a movie star is beyond me. The movie was OK, but every time he was on screen all I could do was laugh.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I'll merge this with the spiderman movie thread

[JuanHamm]

This is a Toby maguire thread.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

merge this

[E.H. Ruddock]

This is a Toby maguire thread.

You're a Toby Maguire thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

he was great in wonder boys

[JuanHamm]

Guys, can we please keep this thread about Toby maguire and his total lack of gravitas.

[LoathedVermin72]

I love him in the Spidey movies. He’s perfect for the role.

[E.H. Ruddock]

isn't he on ncis new orleans or something now?

[JuanHamm]

I love him in the Spidey movies. He’s perfect for the role.

Is spiderman supposed to be a 30-something man with no chin, whose only facial expression is "dopey smile"?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[JuanHamm]

“I swear on my mother’s life I have you beat,” he had said, convincingly and earnestly. “I wouldn’t lie to you, man.”

His opponent had gotten confused. I had watched him stare at the cards he was holding, knowing full well he had the winning hand but suddenly unsure after Tobey’s performance. Tobey was incredibly convincing, and so earnest that the guy eventually, although reluctantly, gave in.

To add insult to injury, Tobey then victoriously showed his bluff. To me, his actions were in really bad taste.

Shit talking during a poker game? What a monster.

[JuanHamm]

There could be something worse in that article because I stopped reading after that part. What type of weeny do you have to be for that to upset you?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[LoathedVermin72]

I love him in the Spidey movies. He’s perfect for the role.

Is spiderman supposed to be a 30-something man with no chin, whose only facial expression is "dopey smile"?

Yes

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Jorge]

See this is why I doubted you when you said this

I don't really care about celebrities' lives

You know all this random shit!

[JuanHamm]

See this is why I doubted you when you said this

I don't really care about celebrities' lives

You know all this random shit!

Oh shit, a classic Plat gotcha moment!

This could be the big break this thread needs.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.