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Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 4:39 pm
by tree_
For example: How many roads must a man walk down before they can call him a man? It depends.

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 4:43 pm
by doug rr
7

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 4:44 pm
by tree_
How long are these 7 roads? Doesn't it depend on that?

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 4:46 pm
by doug rr
Grandma Simpson: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: No, Dad, it’s a rhetorical question.
Homer: Rhetorical, eh? Eight!

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 5:48 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Can you see me now?

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 6:04 pm
by bodysnatcher
tree_ wrote:How long are these 7 roads? Doesn't it depend on that?
Doesn't depend on the number, but more on the type of road.

If a guy takes a brisk stroll around 658 suburban cul-de-sacs, not quite the same as walking once down skid row in downtown LA at 1am holding a macbook pro and wearing a rolex

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 6:09 pm
by surfndestroy
Does anyone really know what time it is?

11:02 am Pacific time but prone to change.

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 6:20 pm
by tree_
surfndestroy wrote:Does anyone really know what time it is?

11:02 am Pacific time but prone to change.
True. That's not the time anymore.

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 7:29 pm
by doone
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Can you see me now?
Nope

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 8:10 pm
by tree_
Could you please stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest...

Yeah.. sorry about that...

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 8:56 pm
by bodysnatcher
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Tue July 02, 2019 9:00 pm
by Anders
What becomes of the broken hearted?

Death.

Will you love me tomorrow?

Yes.

What’s going on?

A lot.

Can you feel the love tonight?

Yes.

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 3:03 pm
by tree_
Do you miss me, Ms. Misery like you say you do?

Probably, ... you seemed pretty miserable... I miss you, too, pal... I hope you're in a good place, if anywhere at all... RIP :peace:

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 4:23 pm
by bodysnatcher
Are we human, or are we dancer?

I don't know what "dancer" means.

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 5:49 pm
by surfndestroy
Who let the dogs out?

Jake. Jake likes dogs. Jake is good with dogs. They are Jake's dogs. Jake let the dogs out.

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 6:54 pm
by kreng
What's the Frequency Kenneth?

2.9

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 8:00 pm
by epilogue
bodysnatcher wrote:Are we human, or are we dancer?

I don't know what "dancer" means.
AL

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 8:11 pm
by Captain Termite
Have you ever seen the rain?

Yes

Who'll stop the rain?

No one

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 8:17 pm
by epilogue
damn

Re: Answer a Question Posed in a Song

Posted: Wed July 03, 2019 8:37 pm
by bodysnatcher
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?

Go on a diet so I don't get type-2 diabetes.