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Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 11, 2020 6:23 am
by Bammer
Let me bring you up to speed.
You can vote for the worst RMer here:
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... ilit=worst
Horrible takes on recent movies can be found here:
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... f=7&t=4572
Something new for those of you still living in your mom’s basement here:
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewforum.php?f=27
Looking for a voice to lead you in the new generation? Vote for Bammer:
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... =5&t=10769
Up for hearing about a half assed attempt at making ramen but not even making your own noodles? We’ve got a thread for you here:
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... =8&t=14843
Tell us what you’ve been up to here:
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... =15&t=2079
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 11, 2020 6:35 am
by PHATJ
GD post
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 11, 2020 12:08 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
IT'S FUCKING GLOBAL, BABY.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 11, 2020 5:32 pm
by Porn_Break
Great to be back again. Long time mostly lurker that has changed user names a few times over the years. Recovering F5aholic. Most of the puns have been questionable but there have been some gems. Always entertaining to get the insights every 7 years or so at peak Speculation time from those “in the know” or dialed in a bit better than most. Hope all the regulars (really everybody) is doing well.
Now this new thing.... The cardiogram type images

have me hyped for the inevitable Valentine’s Day t-shirt announcement forthcoming. I just hope it’s black.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 11, 2020 5:41 pm
by Bammer
You’ve been paying attention

Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 11, 2020 6:25 pm
by 96583UP
Porn_Break wrote:I just hope it’s black.

Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Fri January 17, 2020 2:34 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
If you are new to our system of punning Pearl Jam songs, please sit back and observe for a while before posting. Then, when you want to post one, say it out loud a few times. There is a 90% chance it isn't good and you shouldn't post it.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Fri January 17, 2020 2:43 pm
by darth_vedder
don't listen to him. pun away, he really loves it.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Fri January 17, 2020 2:48 pm
by LetMeSleep
E.H. Ruddick
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 18, 2020 1:40 pm
by Bammer
E.H. Ruddock wrote:If you are new to our system of punning Pearl Jam songs, please sit back and observe for a while before posting. Then, when you want to post one, say it out loud a few times. There is a 90% chance it isn't good and you shouldn't post it.
I think a few of them are AI bots trying to learn the pun system.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 18, 2020 3:03 pm
by YieldAhead
E.H. Ruddock wrote:If you are new to our system of punning Pearl Jam songs, please sit back and observe for a while before posting. Then, when you want to post one, say it out loud a few times. There is a 90% chance it isn't good and you shouldn't post it.
What if I can’t find a Betterpun?
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 18, 2020 3:13 pm
by Bammer
YieldAhead wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:If you are new to our system of punning Pearl Jam songs, please sit back and observe for a while before posting. Then, when you want to post one, say it out loud a few times. There is a 90% chance it isn't good and you shouldn't post it.
What if I can’t find a Betterpun?
No. NO.
NO.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 18, 2020 3:55 pm
by YieldAhead
Bammer wrote:YieldAhead wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:If you are new to our system of punning Pearl Jam songs, please sit back and observe for a while before posting. Then, when you want to post one, say it out loud a few times. There is a 90% chance it isn't good and you shouldn't post it.
What if I can’t find a Betterpun?
No. NO.
NO.
Bwaahahaha. This is why it’s so fun!
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sat January 18, 2020 4:27 pm
by Release_Me
Hello guys. Thanks for welcoming me back.

Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Sun January 19, 2020 2:51 pm
by evenslow
Release_Me wrote:Hello guys. Thanks for welcoming me back.

looking forward to hearing your take on the new vocals.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Tue January 21, 2020 3:40 pm
by SomethingCreative
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Tue January 21, 2020 4:13 pm
by burl jam
Hey all. Long time lurker. Rarely post. Nice to be back again.
After using that song ranker for all the currently released studio albums, I was surprised to see Lightning Bolt take such a bashing.
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Tue January 21, 2020 4:35 pm
by Bammer
burl jam wrote:Hey all. Long time lurker. Rarely post. Nice to be back again.
After using that song ranker for all the currently released studio albums, I was surprised to see Lightning Bolt take such a bashing.
But did you vote for Worst RMer?
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Tue January 21, 2020 4:40 pm
by WaitingForBluey
Bammer wrote:burl jam wrote:Hey all. Long time lurker. Rarely post. Nice to be back again.
After using that song ranker for all the currently released studio albums, I was surprised to see Lightning Bolt take such a bashing.
But did you vote for Worst RMer?
That thing needs to be resurrected, too good not to finish
Re: Welcome (back) Lurkers
Posted: Tue January 21, 2020 4:51 pm
by burl jam
Bammer wrote:burl jam wrote:Hey all. Long time lurker. Rarely post. Nice to be back again.
After using that song ranker for all the currently released studio albums, I was surprised to see Lightning Bolt take such a bashing.
But did you vote for Worst RMer?
That's a tough one!
Also, it's locked.