Red Mosquito

At 26:30

I submit this rambling 5-minute speech about the word 'fuck' segueing into a spiel about voting, while Stone Gossard looks on very unimpressed.

Here's a timestamped version (let me know if there's a way to embed a timestamp'd video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs6dlpkXxCg#t=26m30s

I think this one is one of the best (worst) because he clearly thinks he’s being both funny and poignant while in actuality being neither

Stone’s look was funny.

You're one of those people that yell "shut up and play!" while the person on stage talks aren't you?

oh come on, please don't turn this place into the Pit.

HOF speech is the keynote worst speech of all speeches from Ed

but it’s not mid-concert so cannot win this thread’s contest

Honestly the mosquito bites moment wasn't just douchey but also pretty embarrassing

Leatherhead wrote:

You're one of those people that yell "shut up and play!" while the person on stage talks aren't you?

Only when it’s Eddie

E.H. Ruddock wrote:oh come on, please don't turn this place into the Pit.

The pit would be voting on the most inspiring speech though. I want the cringiest ones

96583UP wrote:HOF speech is the keynote worst speech of all speeches from Ed

but it’s not mid-concert so cannot win this thread’s contest

Also featured a great unimpressed Stone Gossard face.

theplatypus wrote:Honestly the mosquito bites moment wasn't just douchey but also pretty embarrassing

he almost undid a decade’s worth of feminist street cred bestowed upon him by gloria steinem

Birds in Hell wrote:

96583UP wrote:HOF speech is the keynote worst speech of all speeches from Ed

but it’s not mid-concert so cannot win this thread’s contest

Also featured a great unimpressed Stone Gossard face.

definitely stone cringing in this one

maybe some mouth agaping if i recall correctly

furled brow: check

eyeroll: probably

but alas, was not mid-concert so it cannot with this race

96583UP wrote:

Birds in Hell wrote:

96583UP wrote:HOF speech is the keynote worst speech of all speeches from Ed

but it’s not mid-concert so cannot win this thread’s contest

Also featured a great unimpressed Stone Gossard face.

definitely stone cringing in this one

maybe some mouth agaping if i recall correctly

furled brow: check

eyeroll: probably

but alas, was not mid-concert so it cannot with this race

What I'd give for a transcript of Stone Gossard's internal monologue at such times.

This thread is in bad taste, especially with so many people on the forum lately.

I thought this board was primarily for making fun of Pearl Jam.

Yeah just talk about this in the post random PJ thoughts thread or something.

mikejasond wrote:I thought this board was primarily for making fun of Pearl Jam.

You thought wrong

This is not a random thought this is a chance to collect cringey Eddie Vedder speeches

Come on you're on to something, MJD... you're on to something

This is just mean spirited bullying. Nothing clever, funny, or even amusing.