Red Mosquito

List all of Pearl Jam's spitzy punk numbers. Once we agree on the complete list, I'll add a poll to this OP and we will vote on the best one.

Spritz away

Undone is my favorite spritzy jaunt

Supersonic

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Johnny Guitar

that song with Brandi Carlisle

others I cant name because I stopped buying albums after Riot Act

probably some xmas singles in there too

I think Satan's Bed belongs...certainly the spritziest thing on the first three albums

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keep satan’s bed out of this

let’s set some ground rules here

nothing from Ten, Vs., Vitalogy, or No Code can be considered a ‘Spritzy Punker’

when i coined this concept it was specifically directed as an insult to aging pearl jam trying to act young and sounding terrible

Yield was the first album in which the band can first be considered ‘old’

and good luck nominating any of those songs from Yield <makes sheeshy exhaling sound>

let’s stick to when Ed’s hairline started receding

Spin the black circle
satans bed
lukin
Whipping?
Brain of J
breakerfall
gods dice
save you
get right
green disease
wws
comatose
big wave
got some
johnny guitar
supersonic
getaway
mym
superblood
all night
black red yellow
mankind
dont gimme no lip

96583UP wrote:no

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keep satan’s bed out of this

If the spritz fits...

100% hard pass and Trump is the Antichrist

Strat wrote:Spin the black circle
satans bed
lukin
Whipping

dear god man

this should be bannable

but you might be on to something in nominating Brain of J as the first spritzer

Whipping is for sure

96583UP wrote:

Strat wrote:Spin the black circle
satans bed
lukin
Whipping

dear god man

this should be bannable

but you might be on to something in nominating Brain of J as the first spritzer

Your rules are as awful as 60% of your posting

If they had a younger Ed I'd be ok with some of these

I mean, Spin the Black Circle, Lukin, Habit, MFC, Brain of J, Breakerfall, Gods’ Dice, Get Right, Green Disease, Save You, Life Wasted, Comatose, Severed Hand, Worldwide Suicide, Down, The Fixer, Got Some, Gonna See My Friend, Supersonic, Let the Records Play...most of not all of these have elements of spritziness, though they may not all be happy songs. If we want upbeat happy songs the list shortens.

96583UP wrote:let’s set some ground rules here

nothing from Ten, Vs., Vitalogy, or No Code can be considered a ‘Spritzy Punker’

when i coined this concept it was specifically directed as an insult to aging pearl jam trying to act young and sounding terrible

Yield was the first album in which the band can first be considered ‘old’

and good luck nominating any of those songs from Yield <makes sheeshy exhaling sound>

let’s stick to when Ed’s hairline started receding

It's Platys post so he gets to make the rules...and he didn't make any rules so away we go

Leatherman may have been the beginning

on albums: ‘save you’ is a definite beginning marker

after additional thought going to say no to Bof J - Ed’s voice too rough / hard in the onset to be considered spritzy

Breakerfall doesn’t have a spritzy enough beat

God’s Dice has definite spritzy elements but as a whole may not meet the minimum threshold for spritz

Homeboyd wrote:

96583UP wrote:let’s set some ground rules here

nothing from Ten, Vs., Vitalogy, or No Code can be considered a ‘Spritzy Punker’

when i coined this concept it was specifically directed as an insult to aging pearl jam trying to act young and sounding terrible

Yield was the first album in which the band can first be considered ‘old’

and good luck nominating any of those songs from Yield <makes sheeshy exhaling sound>

let’s stick to when Ed’s hairline started receding

It's Platys post so he gets to make the rules...and he didn't make any rules so away we go

without order there will be chaos

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Whipping is for sure

i am starting to feel like Grover in ‘There’s a Monster at the End of this Book’

Strat wrote:

96583UP wrote:

Strat wrote:Spin the black circle
satans bed
lukin
Whipping

dear god man

this should be bannable

but you might be on to something in nominating Brain of J as the first spritzer

Your rules are as awful as 60% of your posting

then i guess we can agree on 40% of the proposed rule set and call it even

96583UP wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Whipping is for sure

i am starting to feel like Grover in ‘There’s a Monster at the End of this Book’

This is the Pearl Jam fan base in 2020, relating their discomfort in a Pearl Jam discussion to the stories we read our kids. I’m right there with you.