Red Mosquito

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 3:29 pm**

Did anyone else grow up not liking Mickey Mouse and just not seeing what the appeal of him was? That's how I felt. He was always portrayed as the most beloved character who brought joy to eveyone. What? Why?

See, here is the thing: Donald Duck is funny. Bad things happen to him and he overreacts and it's great. Bugs Bunny is a smart alec and plays pranks and outsmarts everyone. Goofy is comically misguided. Tom is always trying to kill Jerry, which rules. Daffy Duck is hilarious because he is an unrepentant asshole. Popeye saves the day, sometimes in a creative way, after being defeated in the first round. Elmer Fudd is comically awkward.

Of all the cartoon characters of my childhood, Mickey Mouse is the most one-dimensional, the least entertaining, and the most unfunny. All he had was that stupid voice.

Who agrees with me?!

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 3:34 pm**

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 3:36 pm**

Whatever. I'm talking specifically about Mickey Mouse. Most of the other characters have an angle that makes them at least somewhat entertaining. Mickey Mouse is just a milquetoast happy-go-lucky fuckhead

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 3:47 pm**

I never liked him as a kid either. However I will say that my wife loved him when she was little, and it was specifically because he always happy and positive. Her childhood was extremely dark and negative, and Mickey was something that showed it didn’t have to only be that way. So yeah he does nothing for me and Disney is evil and all that but I’m glad he existed for her.

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 3:48 pm**

My daughter watches the latest Mickey Mouse show on Disney+ and I can confirm that Mickey is still totally uninteresting. I've never actually thought of him as a cartoon character; he's always just been a brand to me.

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 4:18 pm**

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 4:28 pm**

I deleted the post where I was mean to Trag

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 4:51 pm**

I like Mickey because he represents conventional male leadership

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 5:00 pm**

Mickey mouse sucks

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 5:01 pm**

I also like Minnie Mouse for being a role model for the conventional female gender role

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 5:08 pm**

Scrooge McDuck is my role model.

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 5:12 pm**

Daisy is a hot piece

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 6:42 pm**

The new Mickey shorts that started in 2013 are really great and have given me a whole new appreciation for Mickey and the gang.

Posted: **Sat February 22, 2020 7:02 pm**

All those characters have some sort of mental disability, usually a speech impediment of some sort. It's pretty fucked up.

Posted: **Sun February 23, 2020 4:25 pm**

bada wrote:The new Mickey shorts that started in 2013 are really great and have given me a whole new appreciation for Mickey and the gang.

Does Mickey have a personality in them?

Posted: **Sun February 23, 2020 4:53 pm**

Donald and Mickey have a thousand comic book stories told in Scandinavia, that had never been released in the US. It’s a shame.

Mickey is great.

Posted: **Sun February 23, 2020 5:16 pm**

Anders wrote:Donald and Mickey have a thousand comic book stories told in Scandinavia, that had never been released in the US.

Does Mickey have a personality in them?

Posted: **Sun February 23, 2020 6:10 pm**

theplatypus wrote:
Anders wrote:Donald and Mickey have a thousand comic book stories told in Scandinavia, that had never been released in the US.
Does Mickey have a personality in them?

I used to love the stories where he travelled the world, or stories set centuries in the past. Those were excellent. Of course I was ten.

Posted: **Sun February 23, 2020 8:04 pm**

Yeah Mickey is a garbage character.

Posted: **Sun February 23, 2020 8:05 pm**

Not surprised.

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