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why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:09 am
by Tj
First off I am a huge fan of the band. I am also will to admitt when they suck. Pearl Jam seems to have a formula to song writing. The pop punk thing they do makes Mike look cheesey, Stone look disintrested, Matt bored, Jeff pissed and Ed happy as a lark. The singer song writer folk thing has Mike looking cheesey, Stone looking disinterested, Matt bored , Jeff pissed and Ed as happy as a lark. So we Know Ed loves punk and that is great and I would be the first to purchase a 20 song 35 min record Ed solo with like the Mescaleros backing him. Into the wild may be my favorite album of all time. Pearl jam however makes some of the greastest hard rock songs of all time so where are they now. On the last few albums they have showed up a bit Servered Hand comes to mind, but I think we all know that Mike is into Ufo Kiss Iron Maiden. So is Stone I believe. Matt is into jazz and trash.
Vs's blends the likes of band in a great way. So does Yield. They need more of that. Just my take

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:26 am
by BurtReynolds
well I'll be...

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:29 am
by Tj
You will be a what?

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:34 am
by Jorge
Just to nitpick, The Mescaleros weren't really a punk band at all. "Minstrel Boy" is a 17-minute long Irish folk instrumental.

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:34 am
by Thejambi
Tj wrote:You will be a what?
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Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:40 am
by Tj
I just meant they would be a good backing band for Ed to do what he wants as a solo artist, but now that I think of it he would be better served to go to Hot topic hire the workers to be his band take them to the wood shed and show them a few chords.

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:47 am
by Dr. Van Nostrand
Tj wrote:I just meant they would be a good backing band for Ed to do what he wants as a solo artist, but now that I think of it he would be better served to go to Hot topic hire the workers to be his band take them to the wood shed and show them a few chords.
I liked zeke with him on the ramones covers

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:55 am
by Tj
He would be fired from Zeke fast. It would go like this." Uh hey I uh wrote this song, and Uh I can't uh find a ebow and I uh need lasers can you guys make laser sounds the song is called The Sound of Speed".

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 12:58 am
by tommymtcom
Tj wrote:He would be fired from Zeke fast. It would go like this." Uh hey I uh wrote this song, and Uh I can't uh find a ebow and I uh need lasers can you guys make laser sounds the song is called The Sound of Speed".

:lol:

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:01 am
by spike
:lol:

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:05 am
by Norah
:lol:

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:09 am
by WtOB?
Matt likes trash?

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:25 am
by E.H. Ruddock
TO ALL THE HATERS

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:28 am
by BurtReynolds
We should really hold off on all these hate threads until the new album hits, or else we are gonna be all hatered out.

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:30 am
by oasisfan35
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Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:32 am
by E.H. Ruddock
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Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:51 am
by Norah
WtOB? wrote:Matt likes trash?
anything dirty or rotten or rusty

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:55 am
by epilogue
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Image
Are you sure this doesn't belong in the 10th album speculation thread?

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 1:58 am
by WtOB?
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Image
Are you sure this doesn't belong in the 10th album speculation thread?
Do you think those cats are speculating?

Re: why pearl jam sucks

Posted: Sun June 30, 2013 2:03 am
by epilogue
WtOB? wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Image
Are you sure this doesn't belong in the 10th album speculation thread?
Do you think those cats are speculating?
What the hell else would you call it?