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Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy - The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 7:08 am
by Anders
Post here when you hear a lyric wrong, and even better when you've heard a lyric wrong for years, and finally realize the truh.
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 7:09 am
by Anders
For the longest time I thougt that Bulls On Parade started with - Quit It Now!
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 4:00 pm
by Higgs
I have always heard "Yesterday I woke up sucking a little more" in Radiohead's Everything in its Right Place.
So as far as I'm concerned, that's the correct lyric.
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 4:36 pm
by VinylGuy
I had a Ten edition without lyrics. So for a looong time i sang Alive like this
Sorry you didn't see him
But I play guitar
Which i thought it was super weird.
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 4:39 pm
by swan
Elton John, Saturday Night's Alright
"We had it with your discipline"
as a kid to me was
"I'm hiding with the Death Star plans"
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 5:02 pm
by chewm
my weiner's out of control
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 5:53 pm
by liebzz
Two of my favorites from friends:
“Glorified virgin and a pelican” - Glorified G
“Free cookies with swirls all around” - Smile
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 6:00 pm
by Jorge
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 6:25 pm
by Norah
Anders wrote:For the longest time I thougt that Bulls On Parade started with - Quit It Now!
Did I inspire this post?
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 7:17 pm
by Superblood Wolfmoon
When Metallica’s black album came out my brother thought “Sad But True” was actually a song about Desert Storm called “Sand Patrol.”

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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 7:25 pm
by epilogue
My friend and I got in an argument years back about the opening lines to Norwegian Wood. I was right. But he swore the line was "I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me."
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 7:28 pm
by epilogue
This is actually probably not the right thread for this but I couldn't find a "lyrics you thought you misheard but really didn't" thread so I'm putting it here.
When Quick Escape dropped, I thought Ed was trying to say "Sleep sack in a BioVac" (which is idiotic but you know Ed) but he was just mispronouncing the word. And I was like, why is he saying BioVac like "beaver whack"??? It was infuriating.
Then I saw the line and it all made sense. I was hearing him correctly the entire time I just assumed he was being an idiot. But he wasn't. It was me the whole time!
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 7:45 pm
by ghost
Drive-By Truckers, "Let There Be Rock": I thought "Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Cult concert, 14 years old," was "Dropped ass at the Blue Oyster Cult concert..."
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 9:15 pm
by Self
Nirvana: "I think I'm Dumb"
My friend: "African Doll"
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 10:39 pm
by Norah
durdencommatyler wrote:My friend and I got in an argument years back about the opening lines to Norwegian Wood. I was right. But he swore the line was "I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me."
Your friend is stupid.
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 10:39 pm
by Norah
But not as stupid as Self's friend.
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Posted: Wed June 24, 2020 10:59 pm
by Self
cutuphalfdead wrote:But not as stupid as Self's friend.
I gave her a pass after she got me baked and started at 2:00.
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Posted: Thu June 25, 2020 3:17 am
by MadTIGERmaN
I had Hash pipe from Weezer on once at work years ago, and had a customer complain about us playing a song about "ass wipe" i still hear ass wipe to this day because of him
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Posted: Thu June 25, 2020 12:57 pm
by Wendy Carlos's Twin
Legs spread out before me as her buddy once did.
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Posted: Thu June 25, 2020 10:15 pm
by Norah
Until yesterday I thought Donald Fagen was singing "Stone away the time" in the Steely Dan song Reelin' in the Years.