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Favorite Headlines
Posted: Fri October 16, 2020 11:05 pm
by knee tunes
"Bay Village Priest says someone called police about a homeless person, but it was a statue of Jesus"
https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/loc ... ?_amp=true
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Fri October 16, 2020 11:08 pm
by Simple Torture
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Fri October 16, 2020 11:26 pm
by knee tunes
"A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black. He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job"
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.co ... index.html
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Fri October 16, 2020 11:28 pm
by knee tunes
Ohhhhh!
So that's why he's orange ....!
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sat October 17, 2020 9:04 pm
by knee tunes
"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"
https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/
- Spoiler: show
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sat October 17, 2020 9:09 pm
by doug rr
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sat October 17, 2020 9:11 pm
by knee tunes
Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sat October 17, 2020 9:16 pm
by doug rr
knee tunes wrote:
Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?
he's just really into gold
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sat October 17, 2020 9:21 pm
by knee tunes
doug rr wrote:knee tunes wrote:
Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?
he's just really into gold
I guess it's better than gold really being into him
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sun October 18, 2020 4:06 am
by LetMeSleep
UK Man Does Five Lines of Cocaine, Has a 40-Minute Wank In a Beer Garden, Is Arrested
https://www.vice.com/en/article/4wb4m9/ ... rested-303
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Thu October 22, 2020 3:35 am
by knee tunes
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sat October 31, 2020 10:18 am
by BurtReynolds
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Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Sat November 14, 2020 12:43 am
by BurtReynolds
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Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Wed January 06, 2021 2:15 am
by knee tunes
"Menace or delicacy? It's hairy crab season in China."
https://www.pri.org/stories/2021-01-04/ ... -china?amp
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Tue January 12, 2021 5:46 pm
by The Argonaut
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Tue January 12, 2021 5:48 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Tue January 12, 2021 5:52 pm
by The Argonaut
wat
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Tue January 12, 2021 5:53 pm
by Mickey
Yeah really childish to find any joy in animal suffering.
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Tue January 12, 2021 6:03 pm
by The Argonaut
I'm sorry, trag. I'm sorry, Manatee
Re: Favorite Headlines
Posted: Tue January 12, 2021 8:18 pm
by BurtReynolds
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