Red Mosquito

After Texas and others seceded from the US (but somehow take the Constitution with them), the first orders of business:

Act 1: Reclaim Oklahoma from the Native Americans
Act 2: Tear down all the northern-honoring Satues
Act 3: Ban masks of any kind... well except those that help you camouflage when you're tricking deer and other game animals... including people

is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?

Act 4: Round up the Dems
Act 5: Unincorporate Urban areas and split them up amongst neighbors

Act 6: get the coca
Act 7: have the power

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BurtReynolds wrote:

96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.

What if you don't vote or are independent?

96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

verb_to_trust wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.

What if you don't vote or are independent?

You can't be neutral on a moving train.

washing machine wrote:

96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?

Act 8: Imprison Gene Wu

does Wu plan to take Texas to china i am confused now

96583UP wrote:does Wu plan to take Texas to china i am confused now

With him jailed the other 35 chambers will fall in line.

verb_to_trust wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.

What if you don't vote or are independent?

Independents are just democrat's that don't like taxes.

tragabigzanda wrote:This thread makes me think of that RHCP song

it makes me think of ratm, cause what you reap is what you sow

Why on earth would you want an American treasure like Congressman Gene Wu imprisoned?

‘Gene Wu’ sounds like a top secret military science experiment

washing machine wrote:Why on earth would you want an American treasure like Congressman Gene Wu imprisoned?

We don't feel that sorta way 'bout'em in the New South.

96583UP wrote:‘Gene Wu’ sounds like a top secret military science experiment

Even more reason to LOCK HIM UP!

Act 9: Rename military bases after Trump
Act 10: Dec. 23rd AND 24th are official holidays
Act 11: American Flag is to be hugged, not saluted

Norris wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:This thread makes me think of that RHCP song

it makes me think of ratm, cause what you reap is what you sow

This is exactly what I thought when I read that title.