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Come to Sand, Knock on the Sand: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:06 am
by Jorge
I can't be free with what's locked in sodomy
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:08 am
by KurtLeon
Daddy didn't give affection, oh, Jar-jar opens....
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:11 am
by KurtLeon
Ayeehhhh ehhhh can you see them? oh on the porch yeah... Potato wave....
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:13 am
by Jorge
Can I pee, oh can I pee MUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:14 am
by scrub12
Dust the wambat
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:16 am
by KurtLeon
this thread will be great

Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:16 am
by Jorge
Well, now you jinxed it.
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 3:18 am
by KurtLeon
Fuck me if I said something you don't wanna hear, fuck me...
oh wait....
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 4:38 am
by Kevin Davis
I used to hear the lyric to "Corduroy" as: "They can, by the can, put on my clothes."
I thought Eddie Vedder was talking about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor and then giving someone else license to put them on.
You don't give lyrics much thought when you're 13.
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 5:13 am
by Norah
The very first time I heard Spin The Black Circle I thought he was saying "space man, spin the black circle".
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 5:48 am
by WtOB?
"Spare, spare.. Spare the black psycho"
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 10:40 am
by harmless
Light knee bawl
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 10:41 am
by harmless
Kevin Davis wrote:I used to hear the lyric to "Corduroy" as: "They can, by the can, put on my clothes."
I thought Eddie Vedder was talking about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor and then giving someone else license to put them on.
You don't give lyrics much thought when you're 13.
Uh, I'm pretty sure I gave them more thought than this when I was 13.
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 2:01 pm
by Kevin Davis
Ouch. Now I feel stupid.
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 2:04 pm
by harmless
Kevin Davis wrote:Ouch. Now I feel stupid.
Sorry Kevin.
Did I ever tell you that I thought STBC was about Satanism and drugs?
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 2:56 pm
by Noonie
"Gold fine virgin of a pelican"
cutuphalfdead wrote:The very first time I heard Spin The Black Circle I thought he was saying "space man, spin the black circle".
Same, only at the time I had a bootleg version of Vitalogy without the tracklist, so I kept on thinking that for at least a year.
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 5:21 pm
by Jorge
The reeeal possibilityyyyy that I may meet you in Madrid
I go to Spaaain
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 6:18 pm
by VinylGuy
theplatypus wrote:The reeeal possibilityyyyy that I may meet you in Madrid
I go to Spaaain
I think you may have an ear problem.
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 6:36 pm
by Jorge
Black pilot, I have a dong
Re: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
Posted: Sun July 21, 2013 6:37 pm
by Jorge
Why deny this drive inside, just looking for some peas