Red Mosquito

it's your wedding or someone else's.

how many slices of wedding cake would you eat in one setting?

are you dainty or a gluttonous mess?

vote.

Wedding cake is gross.

so at least 3 pieces?

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you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

I'm not really a cake fan, so I'd probably take a small slice and throw most of it away. I'd much rather have a slice of pie (with ice cream or custard, otherwise it's worthless)

As many as you want, half of it will get thrown away at the end of the night.

dad wrote:you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

Ello Sailor wrote:

dad wrote:you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

sounds good, actually.

spike wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:

dad wrote:you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

sounds good, actually.

do you hate nuptials?

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:

dad wrote:you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

sounds good, actually.

do you hate nuptials?

i could take em or leave em at this point

I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

Self wrote:I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

it may even cause one to shart several days later

If a couple had Cinnabon cater their wedding, that would be so baller.

Self wrote:I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

Finally, a voice of reason.

spike wrote:

Self wrote:I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

it may even cause one to shart several days later

it might’ve been the fritter that almost sent things over the edge of my Jake’s.

macphisto wrote:Wedding cake is gross.

This is true.

But it's cake--I'm always having at least 1 piece.

I would agree most wedding cake is not impressive.

This cake had a raspberry filling tho.

i advocated for a wedding pie instead of cake. i did not win that argument.

According to my wife, my mother started sneaking and eating the chocolates embedded in our wedding cake before the reception - and certainly the cake cutting- had begun. I’ve always wanted to ask her if it’s true, but I know she’d just deny it.