Red Mosquito

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"If you're going to rip fat rails, please do it in the washroom."

punch that biotch in the face!

the number of times i have told coworkers Jacks off and bitten my lip to not laugh is inmeasurable (co-workers name is jack)

Peeps wrote:the number of times i have told coworkers Jacks off and bitten my lip to not laugh is inmeasurable (co-workers name is jack)

I don't understand. Is his name Jacks Off?

i'm currently on a teams call, and this guy keeps saying intergation when he's talking about integration.

he's said it more than ten times now.

dad wrote:i'm currently on a teams call, and this guy keeps saying intergation when he's talking about integration.

he's said it more than ten times now.

Call that fucker out. Correct him. Ask him if he means “irrigation.”

wease wrote:

dad wrote:i'm currently on a teams call, and this guy keeps saying intergation when he's talking about integration.

he's said it more than ten times now.

Call that fucker out. Correct him. Ask him if he means “irrigation.”

i'm still pretty new to the team. i'm sure i'm not the only one who hears it.

during a teams meeting, one of my coworkers just said, "we're kind of in a circle jerk at the moment," when discussing software needs for one of our customers. he just blurted it out, and it didn't even make sense...then or now.

it was the most blatant misuse of the phrase i think i've ever heard.

Lots of masturbation references here in the coworkers thread

Bammer wrote:Lots of masturbation references here in the coworkers thread

Have you ever jerked off at work?