If Your Child Said They Were A Cat

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:34 pm

Hello GD,

You may have noticed news articles recently talking about kids who are identifying as feline. Some have gone to school boards and requested cat boxes in their school bathrooms or asked to wear tails.

As a parent, you know your child is trolling, but you're worried about how to put a stop to this. If you dismiss it immediately, you lose the moral high ground of being an accepting and good person. If you humor the cat thing in any way, your child will win and think you are a joke.

Obviously if your kid truly does think they are a cat seek professional guidance, but let's face it, they are trolling you.

Well, what do we do in this scenario, parents of RM?

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:41 pm

Possibilities are boundless. They may really be a cat at heart, and in mind. But their bodies are human of course. This distinction must be made clear.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:41 pm

i'd get a litter box and call their bluff.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:43 pm

tree_ wrote:Possibilities are boundless. They may really be a cat at heart, and in mind. But their bodies are human of course. This distinction must be made clear.

Sure, but those types of scenarios are going to require professional guidence. Remember, 999/1000 times this is really going to just be your kid testing the adults in his world to see if they are morons.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:44 pm

dad wrote:i'd get a litter box and call their bluff.

I think you'd be sifting that box in no time and your kid would be laughing to his friends about it. That's the danger here.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:45 pm

verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:i'd get a litter box and call their bluff.
I think you'd be sifting that box in no time and your kid would be laughing to his friends about it. That's the danger here.

i'd be shocked if any of my kids would openly admit to their peers that they've been pissing and shitting in a box of smelly rocks.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:49 pm

dad wrote:i'd get a litter box and call their bluff.

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:50 pm

do they walk around on all fours?

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:50 pm

Maybe this thread could serve as a metaphorical litter box for all of Verb's posts.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:52 pm

dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:i'd get a litter box and call their bluff.
I think you'd be sifting that box in no time and your kid would be laughing to his friends about it. That's the danger here.
i'd be shocked if any of my kids would openly admit to their peers that they've been pissing and shitting in a box of smelly rocks.

"My dad actually put out a box, SO I PEED IN IT! I'm not going to clean it. What a dumbass" *vapes cannabis*

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:55 pm

JuanHamm wrote:Maybe this thread could serve as a metaphorical litter box for all of Verb's posts.

Tell me something about yourself

Post by **epilogue** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:56 pm

JuanHamm wrote:Maybe this thread could serve as a metaphorical litter box for all of Verb's posts.

Now there's an idea...

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:57 pm

verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:i'd get a litter box and call their bluff.
I think you'd be sifting that box in no time and your kid would be laughing to his friends about it. That's the danger here.
i'd be shocked if any of my kids would openly admit to their peers that they've been pissing and shitting in a box of smelly rocks.
"My dad actually put out a box, SO I PEED IN IT! I'm not going to clean it. What a dumbass" *vapes cannabis*

almost forgot...i'd get them cat food too. the wet kind.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:57 pm

dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
dad wrote:i'd get a litter box and call their bluff.
I think you'd be sifting that box in no time and your kid would be laughing to his friends about it. That's the danger here.
i'd be shocked if any of my kids would openly admit to their peers that they've been pissing and shitting in a box of smelly rocks.
"My dad actually put out a box, SO I PEED IN IT! I'm not going to clean it. What a dumbass" *vapes cannabis*
almost forgot...i'd get them cat food too. the wet kind.

Now that's interesting. Can't see even a very committed troll going through with that.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Wed April 20, 2022 3:59 pm

verb_to_trust wrote:
tree_ wrote:Possibilities are boundless. They may really be a cat at heart, and in mind. But their bodies are human of course. This distinction must be made clear.
Sure, but those types of scenarios are going to require professional guidence. Remember, 999/1000 times this is really going to just be your kid testing the adults in his world to see if they are morons.

Just be supportive. Maybe they are testing the boundaries of their imaginations.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed April 20, 2022 4:01 pm

the overarching theme here is verb misses his cat.

wease · Post by **wease** » Wed April 20, 2022 4:03 pm

Unfortunately dad, this isn’t the case. It’s more of verb’s douchebaggery spilling over from the transgender thread in which he equates transgender people to those who say they are cats.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 4:06 pm

dad wrote:the overarching theme here is verb misses his cat.

I loved her so much

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed April 20, 2022 4:07 pm

wease wrote:Unfortunately dad, this isn’t the case. It’s more of verb’s douchebaggery spilling over from the transgender thread in which he equates transgender people to those who say they are cats.

the dye has already been cats

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Wed April 20, 2022 4:08 pm

wease wrote:Unfortunately dad, this isn’t the case. It’s more of verb’s douchebaggery spilling over from the transgender thread in which he equates transgender people to those who say they are cats.

Why are you so angry? Why would you follow me over here just to accuse me of something I've never suggested. No wonder your beard is so grey!

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