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Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckless
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 8:53 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 8:55 pm
by macphisto
Steal a steak and eat it raw in your car.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 8:56 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 8:59 pm
by dad
if I ever do thru-hike the PCT I’ll eat a steak when I reach the Canadian border.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:01 pm
by Ello Sailor
Attend a casting call and insist you're the real Christian Slater.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:01 pm
by JuanHamm
Become The Batman
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:02 pm
by tree_
Get really drunk and then call a phone sex hotline and record it and post it for us. And then when you fall asleep draw a dick and balls in magic marker on your face
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:04 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:05 pm
by Ello Sailor
Listen to post-Riot Act Pearl Jam and convince yourself it's not compete dogshit.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:08 pm
by washing machine
dad wrote:if I ever do thru-hike the PCT I’ll eat a steak when I reach the Canadian border.
You should come down to Texas, hike the lone star trail with me, then we'll get a chicken fried steak in Caney Creek.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:08 pm
by macphisto
Ask a question in the transgender thread.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:10 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:11 pm
by tree_
Go around pretending like you’re a hard-core Trump supporter for the next two weeks
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:12 pm
by JuanHamm
macphisto wrote:Ask a question in the transgender thread.
Ask a stupid, disingenuous question in the transgender thread*
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:13 pm
by macphisto
JuanHamm wrote:macphisto wrote:Ask a question in the transgender thread.
Ask a stupid, disingenuous question in the transgender thread*
Yes, it's a very inclusive and welcoming place.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:15 pm
by epilogue
macphisto wrote:JuanHamm wrote:macphisto wrote:Ask a question in the transgender thread.
Ask a stupid, disingenuous question in the transgender thread*
Yes, it's a very inclusive and welcoming place.
It is when y'all aren't fucking around.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:19 pm
by dad
washing machine wrote:dad wrote:if I ever do thru-hike the PCT I’ll eat a steak when I reach the Canadian border.
You should come down to Texas, hike the lone star trail with me, then we'll get a chicken fried steak in Caney Creek.
In.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:23 pm
by washing machine
dad wrote:washing machine wrote:dad wrote:if I ever do thru-hike the PCT I’ll eat a steak when I reach the Canadian border.
You should come down to Texas, hike the lone star trail with me, then we'll get a chicken fried steak in Caney Creek.
In.
Hope you like stepping over snakes. Or get a little reckless and do the trail barefoot.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 9:55 pm
by spike
Skip buying oats next trip to the store.
Re: Let’s bully the dad account into doing something reckles
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 10:31 pm
by macphisto
Make the third and final layaway payment on some boots and do a little goofin’.