Red Mosquito

Dating apps=me trying to find someone without being murdered

I don't need no dating app to tell me if I look like crap, to tell me if I'm thin or fat, to tell me should I shave my rat.

I'm dating my neighbor so that I might eventually kill his relentless barking dog.

Is that the same thing?

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don't kill that dog, 'tunes

Norris wrote:don't kill that dog, 'tunes

I won't. I'm kidding

He's a mastiff and his name is Meat.

knee tunes wrote:

Norris wrote:don't kill that dog, 'tunes

I won't. I'm kidding

He's a mastiff and his name is Meat.

One time he came after my mom and jumped on her and her oxygen tank . Then he tried to get in my front door and I almost beat him with a frozen pumpkin loaf.. but I didn't do that either

Alas, it wasn't his dog after all

Meat sounds like a perfect name for a Mastiff

I'd have gone with Marwyn.

I also don’t find guys with profile pictures of themselves holding guns manly, or attractive. It just tells me you already have a murder weapon Could also only be a Texas thing

Don’t order wings as a starter. Too messy.