Post in this thread and I will call you an idiot.

[BurtReynolds]

Public service.

[tree_]

you would never

[dad]

it would mean more if you'd do this via vocaroo.

[BurtReynolds]

you would never

You are the biggest idiot on the board. Uploading your consciousness to an XBox? Madness.

[BurtReynolds]

it would mean more if you'd do this via vocaroo.

Vocaroo is for idiots, and so are you (an idiot)

[dad]

finally, a public service that delivers!

[tree_]

you would never

You are the biggest idiot on the board. Uploading your consciousness to an XBox? Madness.

this was a very idiotic thing to say!

[knee tunes]

[BurtReynolds]

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[tree_]

duurrrr i'm trag look at my face duurrrrr

[BurtReynolds]

ooh do me, and make it good

You are the Riz Ahmed of idiots. The second best one.

[dad]

wow, that's high praise.

[washing machine]

Hurt me with some of that terrible but edifying truth like only you can, burt.

[spike]

ooh do me, and make it good

You are the Riz Ahmed of idiots. The second best one.

who's first best?

[BurtReynolds]

ooh do me, and make it good

You are the Riz Ahmed of idiots. The second best one.

who's first best?

You mean the Anthony Hopkins of idiots?

[macphisto]

You don’t have the balls.

[BurtReynolds]

You don’t have the balls.

You're the Anthony Hopkins of idiots!

[BurtReynolds]

Hurt me with some of that terrible but edifying truth like only you can, burt.

Anyone who voluntarily lives in Houston isa n idiot.

[washing machine]

Wow. A let down.