Red Mosquito

Is there anything? What's stopping you?

This is a FBI trap and I'm not going to fall for it.

I wish I could fly like a bird... but I ain't got wings

it's probably overrated anyway .. "grass is greener" kinda thing.. sky ain't all that

I wish I could run a 5 minute mile.

i wish i could have an edible once in a while, but i'd pop hot on a drug test, and i need to retire...because i'm a normie.

i wish i could take a month or two off and hike the PCT or the Continental Divide.

I wish i could run, but two surgeries (neck and back) limit my cardio to mallwalker status.

dang dude how often do they drug test you? I'd hate to give up pot

I wish I could dunk a basketball.

macphisto wrote:I wish I could dunk a basketball.

Get an adjustable hoop and feel like Vince Carter

Monkey_Driven wrote:

macphisto wrote:I wish I could dunk a basketball.

Get an adjustable hoop and feel like Vince Carter

You don't understand, I don't have hands.

get drunk with my friends without spending hours crying at the end

hug my long distance partner

Ms Harmless wrote:hug my long distance partner

Ms Harmless wrote:get drunk with my friends without spending hours crying at the end

That's real.

I wish I could think of something I passionately wanted to do... but can't... but I can't

tree_ wrote:dang dude how often do they drug test you? I'd hate to give up pot

not too often, but I’d rather wait until I can comfortably retire or the fed changes the rules for employees.

how many years til you can retire?

Fix my neck

yer neck's broke?

It holds my head up but can't turn it very well many days. I look pretty comical turning my entire torso around to see around me.

damn that sucks dude .. can you not drive cause of it?