How to Engage an RMer: A Guide

[tree_]

Be controversial
Be nice
Be mean, too

[tree_]

Be vague
Be specific
Be you

[Dev]

Be controversial
Be nice
Be mean, too

Sounds like an abusive relationship

[tree_]

Be controversial
Be nice
Be mean, too

Sounds like an abusive relationship

A psychiatrist would have a field day

[Bammer]

Online or in real life?

Because we know posters like Spike or Lenny would never have the stomach actually meet any of us away from the keyboard.

[tree_]

Be predictable
Be unpredictable
Be charming

[macphisto]

I’d meet you, Bammer. We could go shoot some guns and you could call me a pussy. Then I’d call you a pussy right back. Beers. Burgers. A few laughs. Man…

[macphisto]

tree laying down some deep wisdom. Love it. Don’t change for you. Don’t change a thing for me.

[tree_]

Be an insider
Be an outsider
Be an all-arounder

[macphisto]

K, that one was too clever by half.

[tree_]

Be a friend
Be a foe
Stub your toe

[Bammer]

I’d meet you, Bammer. We could go shoot some guns and you could call me a pussy. Then I’d call you a pussy right back. Beers. Burgers. A few laughs. Man…

I would shoot a pistol at empty cans in the woods. I’m pretty damn accurate actually.

[tree_]

Say hello
Say goodbye
Do not cry

[macphisto]

Seems like a Beatles ripoff.

[macphisto]

I’d meet you, Bammer. We could go shoot some guns and you could call me a pussy. Then I’d call you a pussy right back. Beers. Burgers. A few laughs. Man…

I would shoot a pistol at empty cans in the woods. I’m pretty damn accurate actually.

It’s a date.

[tree_]

Make plans
Cancel them
Pay no mind

[macphisto]

Why make them in the first place then? Should have quit while you were ahead.

[macphisto]

Learn to say yes
Learn to say no
Learn to say fuck you

[tree_]

To engage
To disengage
To have been

[Bammer]

Cancelling plans is a millennial rite of passage