The Ballad of RM User BurtReynolds

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

Listen up you stinking maggots
It seems you just don’t get it
Well I’ve been appointed to inform ya
Your days are numbered
You would cry, you would scream
If you knew half the things I see
Please, please just do as I say
Repent and leave your evil ways

Meanwhile, planes drop from the sky
People disappear and bullets fly
Little gray men are coming our way
Tastes just like chicken they say
Actually they’re all around
Secret bunkers underground
Round em up, skin em alive
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rawhide!

Carter is a clone
Dozen brothers ‘round the globe
MJ-12 damned us to hell
Scroll & Key, Skull & Bones
It’s only just begun
The best is yet to come
Area 51, the spawn of Babylon

Couldn’t give a damn about JFK
Everything’s conspiracy
Wouldn’t be surprised if they had their way
Tastes just like chicken they say
I know it’s hard to swallow
It must sound too far-fetched
But you can bet your bottom dollar
I ain’t going with the rest

[BurtReynolds]

Get out, eject
Escape from the Prison Planet
Get out, eject
Escape from the Prison Planet
I have plans for the future, guess they're futuristic plans
Move out west and buy some desert lands
Or maybe up North, just past Alaska
You know nothing of this if they ask you

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

Hell yeah brother.

[macphisto]

Wtf is this, meatwad?

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

Rock n roll homie.

[macphisto]

Honored to have made your sigline, even if it makes me look like an asshole. I have arrived!

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

Honored to have made your sigline, even if it makes me look like an asshole. I have arrived!

Yeah I'm rethinking all that. Shaming ain't my thing. It's been an emotional few days.

[macphisto]

I have not arrived.

[Dev]

Honored to have made your sigline, even if it makes me look like an asshole. I have arrived!

Yeah I'm rethinking all that. Shaming ain't my thing. It's been an emotional few days.

Shame can be a good thing.

[Bammer]

Lol