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Shitty Drivers

Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 6:19 pm
by knee tunes
Videos , pictures, or commentary welcome.

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 6:21 pm
by dad
i've come close to shitting my pants behind the wheel of a car a few times.

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 6:26 pm
by spike
dad wrote:i've come close to shitting my pants behind the wheel of a car a few times.
That’s just all the black bean burgers.

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 6:27 pm
by dad
spike wrote:
dad wrote:i've come close to shitting my pants behind the wheel of a car a few times.
That’s just all the black bean burgers.
this was pre-plant-based life.

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 10:33 am
by Wendy Carlos's Twin
People who refuse to make a right turn at a long-lasting red light deserve to die.

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 3:06 pm
by B
Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:People who refuse to make a right turn at a long-lasting red light deserve to die.
Pull forward into the intersection, you asshole! Jesus! One car i guaranteed a turn on the yellow light!!!

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 3:23 pm
by The Argonaut
I usually use the 3 wood

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 4:00 pm
by spike
B wrote:
Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:People who refuse to make a right turn at a long-lasting red light deserve to die.
Pull forward into the intersection, you asshole! Jesus! One car i guaranteed a turn on the yellow light!!!
Are you talking about left turns?

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 4:37 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
spike wrote:
B wrote:
Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:People who refuse to make a right turn at a long-lasting red light deserve to die.
Pull forward into the intersection, you asshole! Jesus! One car i guaranteed a turn on the yellow light!!!
Are you talking about left turns?
lol b

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 5:48 pm
by B
Sometimes I get my right and left confused. :oops:

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 6:07 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 7:41 pm
by The Argonaut
Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:People who refuse to make a right turn at a long-lasting red light deserve to die.
This is me, often. If visibility is limited or it's a big intersection with lots of lights and pedestrians and bike lanes and whatever, I'll sit at a red light until it's my turn. Saving forty seconds so I can just sit at another red light a minute from now doesn't seem worth it. If you wanted to turn right on red in a risky situation, you should've left your house forty seconds earlier and gotten in front of me

Re: Shitty Drivers

Posted: Thu June 02, 2022 7:46 pm
by B
tragabigzanda wrote:B trashed GD because he got “delete” and “archive” mixed up, confirmed
Maybe I was the shitty driver all along.