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The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest Dev

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:24 am
by LetMeSleep
Portly python: heaviest-ever snake captured in Florida tips scales at 215lbs
Biologists used male ‘scout’ snakes to find the female Burmese which was nearly 18ft long and had 122 developing eggs
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... ed-florida

Re: The Doc, Joey and Strat Horror-Show thread

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:52 am
by epilogue
GREAT NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP

Re: The Doc, Joey and Strat Horror-Show thread

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:55 am
by Dev
I still don't understand why these would be the only people included in a conversation about snakes. And I don't think there is a good reason and that pisses me off.

Re: The Doc, Joey and Strat Horror-Show thread

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:59 am
by Dev
Probably most people have an opinion on* snakes. I know I do. Not that anyone asked.

Re: The Doc, Joey and Strat Horror-Show thread

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 3:03 am
by LetMeSleep
Dev wrote:Probably most people have an opinion snakes. I know I do. Not that anyone asked.
Do you have a massive problem/phobia of snakes, dev?

Do you want to be added into the thread title?

Re: The Doc, Joey and Strat Horror-Show thread

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 4:40 am
by Bammer
I first read the OP as “developing legs” and got pretty worried there for a second.

Re: The Doc, Joey and Strat Horror-Show thread

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 5:03 am
by Dev
LetMeSleep wrote:
Dev wrote:Probably most people have an opinion on snakes. I know I do. Not that anyone asked.
Do you have a massive problem/phobia of snakes, dev?

Do you want to be added into the thread title?
To the first question, no.

To the second, I don't know now.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 12:02 pm
by wease
That’s just fucking terrible

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 1:14 pm
by epilogue
I get nervous and actually start sweating every time I hover over this thread (or the previous version) trying to decide whether or not to click on it.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 1:26 pm
by Dev
Dramatic!

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 1:28 pm
by tree_
sounds like a real phobia.. may need exposure therapy to begin to heal

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 1:28 pm
by epilogue
Dev wrote:Dramatic!
Have we met!

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 1:31 pm
by tree_
once you've spent quality time around snakes you will find they're not that scary afterall

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 1:57 pm
by spike

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 1:58 pm
by wease
Snakes didn’t bother me until I was 10-11 years old and at some summer camp. We were in the woods and I noticed my shoe was untied. When I bent to re-tie it, a snake was crawling across my foot. Not good.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:03 pm
by tree_
And then... it didn't bite you?

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:04 pm
by Dev
I have lived with a giant snake my whole life, and sometimes it is scary the things it makes me do, but I'm not scared of it.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:05 pm
by tree_
you mean your cock?

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:09 pm
by Dev
I call him The Big Bad Python Boy.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:50 pm
by wease
tree_ wrote:And then... it didn't bite you?
It never got a chance. I took off like a bat out of hell screaming like a little girl.