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Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 5:32 pm
by Mickey
Post about the artists you tried to f***
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 5:33 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 6:56 pm
by tree_
haha of all the celebs to daydream about, trag picks that one
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 6:56 pm
by Mickey
It totally fits though.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 6:58 pm
by Jorge
Amy Poehler?!
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 6:58 pm
by tree_
i once met jim norton and the thought briefly crossed my mind, but only cause he's such a creepy perv
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:00 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:01 pm
by tree_
not without the physical attraction
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:04 pm
by Mickey
You think Amy Poehler is transcendently funny. Lol.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:05 pm
by tree_
like, i don't really want to laugh while having sex.. don't need some unattractive joker cracking wise to enjoy myself sexually
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:13 pm
by BurtReynolds
tree_ wrote:like, i don't really want to laugh while having sex.. don't need some unattractive joker cracking wise to enjoy myself sexually
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:15 pm
by The Argonaut
Most of my sexual partners have laughed the whole time it was happening, so I'm pretty sure it's a good thing. Crying immediately afterward is good, too
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:17 pm
by tree_
you were the butt of the joke? pun intended
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:19 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:23 pm
by BurtReynolds
Never bone your heroes.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:24 pm
by tree_
and vice versa; if someone thinks you're great, don't bone them
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:24 pm
by epilogue
I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:26 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:27 pm
by doug rr
linda fiorentino
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:27 pm
by tree_
keep on fantasizing about "poehling" her if that's what does it for you