Red Mosquito

Chive TV is basically Ass:The Movie in channel form, right?

It's just people falling down. Seems to only exist for bars and restaurants to provide a break from sports.

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individually wrapped toothpicks

As previously mentioned: outdoor heaters

I like how coffee places got rid of straws, replaced them with thick sippy cup lids that use more plastic than straws ever did, and now give you a straw on top of that. What a perfect example of modern life.

Truly, we live in a society.

Getting coffee on the outside

Professional interior decorators for freshman dorm rooms

Burt is finally transitioning to his final form: Andy Rooney

influencers. while not necessarily new, they are absolutely pointless.

Hiring an airplane to write something in the sky

bart wrote:Burt is finally transitioning to his final form: Andy Rooney

I found my calling.

Referring to pets as your children.

Having indoor cats

Cooking competitions

tree_ wrote:Having indoor cats

Wtf

Decadent I say !!

feasting outside of feast season

When is feast season?

Ask Bill Maher

Washing machines that use hot water when we all know that cold water works just as well

Spoiler: show