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Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:00 pm
by BurtReynolds
Just curious.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:00 pm
by Anders
Yes, many times.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:01 pm
by dad
yes, and it nearly decapitated me with a tree branch.

i've not ridden a horse since.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:03 pm
by tree_
I voted "yes"

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:11 pm
by BurtReynolds
I had a pony as a small child of 5 or 6. It threw me once and I swore to never ride it again. She was probably a decent little creature though.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:13 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:16 pm
by tree_
I thought barrel racing was when you put a kid in a barrel and send em down a hill against their will

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:32 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:36 pm
by tree_
what's the one where that 63 year old lady goes down a waterfall in a barrel and survives

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 4:41 pm
by DissidentRival4
yes. Worked as a guide on the "guided" horse tour one summer at Yellowstone Canyon Village. And by "guided" it was basically one of those nose to tail loop trails. But it was a really cool job for a summer.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 5:43 pm
by spike
Yes, but only once as an adult about ten years ago.

Rode a bunch as a kid. We took a few trips to a dude ranch in Colorado; would go on all day trail rides and stuff. Scaled some pretty steep inclines, crossed rivers. Super fun.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 5:48 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 6:26 pm
by Bammer
Of course. What kind of fkn question is that.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 6:29 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Not really.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 6:35 pm
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:
spike wrote:Yes, but only once as an adult about ten years ago.

Rode a bunch as a kid. We took a few trips to a dude ranch in Colorado; would go on all day trail rides and stuff. Scaled some pretty steep inclines, crossed rivers. Super fun.
:heartbeat:
There was a rodeo at the end of the week. I loved the barrel racing.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 7:49 pm
by 96583UP
horses smell like poo

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Mon August 22, 2022 9:40 pm
by Mickey
Many times

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Tue August 23, 2022 1:33 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Mickey wrote:Many times
Were you reading while atop them?

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Tue August 23, 2022 3:38 am
by daft twat
4 times. Terrifying animals.

Re: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Posted: Tue August 23, 2022 3:51 am
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Mickey wrote:Many times
Were you reading while atop them?
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