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96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:29 am
by spike
Shitposting can’t be total shit.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:29 am
by dad
wow.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:38 am
by Bammer
96up is no Balki *Dev

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:42 am
by dad
creativity needs an outlet.

let sleeping dogs lie.

in this case, let the dog bark. it's what dogs do.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:43 am
by JuanHamm
That's a pretty insulting comparison, dad. I expect better from you.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:44 am
by Bammer
Let the oat meal.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:47 am
by dad
JuanHamm wrote:That's a pretty insulting comparison, dad. I expect better from you.
lower your expectations with me and you'll never be let down.





























































i mean really low.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 3:19 am
by Jorge
He's better than Balki

Balki is in the bottom 5 all-time posters, just astoundingly unfunny shit from the "LOL le rAnDoM epic bacon" era of the internet

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 3:32 am
by spike
Jorge wrote:He's better than Balki

Balki is in the bottom 5 all-time posters, just astoundingly unfunny shit from the "LOL le rAnDoM epic bacon" era of the internet
is this personal?

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 3:34 am
by Ello Sailor
Sounds personal.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 3:35 am
by Jorge
All posting is personal

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 3:36 am
by dad
all personnel are posting.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 3:41 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 5:14 am
by Ello Sailor
Image

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 11:13 am
by wease
Jorge wrote:He's better than Balki

Balki is in the bottom 5 all-time posters, just astoundingly unfunny shit from the "LOL le rAnDoM epic bacon" era of the internet
This is true

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 11:45 am
by 96583UP
thank you for your support

I realize my posting is not where it once was

the spirit is rekindling, after a year in isolation addicted to cryptocurrency trading

as the posting machinery fires back up there will be fits and starts

we are in need of more themes to support the narrative

for that we need more posting on RM

in the meantime we will work with what we’ve got

Sincerely,
Steve Albini

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 1:06 pm
by Chris_H_2
flagpolers are sitta’ing

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:25 pm
by spike
96583UP wrote:thank you for your support

I realize my posting is not where it once was

the spirit is rekindling, after a year in isolation addicted to cryptocurrency trading

as the posting machinery fires back up there will be fits and starts

we are in need of more themes to support the narrative

for that we need more posting on RM

in the meantime we will work with what we’ve got

Sincerely,
Steve Albini
Might be time to trim the setlists down to 22 songs. Maybe the first few on stools.

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Thu September 08, 2022 2:59 pm
by 96583UP
OK Boomer

Re: 96up is no Balki

Posted: Mon July 17, 2023 1:02 am
by 96583UP
wow it's been 10 months since the Albini theme? jfc time flies