Red Mosquito

Please post your nominees for best threadstarters on RM. After we have a full pool of nominees, we will open up voting to crown the definitive Best Threadstarter on RM. The winner will be mailed an actual physical trophy.

i nominate tommy

I will nominate two all-time greats. First off, washing machine. Whether it's asking for arcane technological advice on Tech Support, scrutinizing the minutiae of food.related social interactions ("When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plate"), digging around fading music-related memories ("The music you'll never hear again"), or cutting loose with some old-fashioned nonsense riffing (the Ghost Man saga), Reid always has something interesting to offer.

My second nominee is Dev. His thread titles are always bizarre and always make me laugh. It's a real tragedy that most of his best work was lost with the great B Wipe of 2022, but even newer threads like "HEY SORRY ABOUT MY NEW THREADS I THOUGHT YOU GUYS" retain the unmistakable appeal of his classic work, as well as other non-GD threads like "what are some good movies to watch with teenagers".

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated
I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter
You're a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter
I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter
You're the threadstarter, twisted threadstarter
I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator, yeah
I'm the one infected, twisted animator
I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter
You're the threadstarter, twisted threadstarter
I'm a threadstarter, twisted threadstarter starter

96583UP

i second both of Jorge's nominations

tree_ wrote:96583UP

No

Norris wrote:i second both of Jorge's nominations

Thanks but seconding nominations does nothing. You can offer a new nomination or wait until voting commences to cast your vote

I’ll nominate Jorge. Seems that’s what he’s after here.

Accepted and appreciated

Jorge wrote:

Norris wrote:i second both of Jorge's nominations

Thanks but seconding nominations does nothing. You can offer a new nomination or wait until voting commences to cast your vote

ok tree

Wait are you nominating tree or calling me tree?

haha chud would never nominate me or say anything nice about me you fool

tree_ wrote:96583UP

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Jorge wrote:Wait are you nominating tree or calling me tree?

i'm calling you tree

spike wrote:

tree_ wrote:96583UP

No

Take a Walk (or Hike)

Norris wrote:

Jorge wrote:Wait are you nominating tree or calling me tree?

i'm calling you tree

Why

Jorge wrote:

Norris wrote:

Jorge wrote:Wait are you nominating tree or calling me tree?

i'm calling you tree

Why

because of your tree like response

it definitely sounds like something i'd say

Seemed more like a Jorge like response to me