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Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 12:47 am
by 96583UP
discuss

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 12:48 am
by 96583UP
Joe Biden is 6'0"

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 12:50 am
by BurtReynolds
Trump's gonna call him tiny.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 12:56 am
by 96583UP
Kamala Harris is only 5'2". Also has no chance

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 1:03 am
by B
BurtReynolds wrote:Trump's gonna call him tiny.
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Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 5:03 am
by simple schoolboy
Sounds like a healthy BMI. What a fatphobic asshole.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 5:41 am
by Bammer
144 lbs if you take away his balls

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 10:57 am
by elliseamos
I like the pun of option #4 in the poll.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 1:13 pm
by spike
overcompensating

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 3:01 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Guys - I'm 5'9 and 145 pounds. Does this make me a worse poster?

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 4:00 pm
by rick malone
He will be Trump's vp.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 5:34 pm
by BurtReynolds
VP would be a massive demotion. No way he does that.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 6:10 pm
by Chris_H_2

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Fri September 23, 2022 11:23 pm
by Rob
I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Sat September 24, 2022 12:15 am
by Jorge
Rob wrote:I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.
Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Sat September 24, 2022 12:31 am
by 96583UP
Chris_H_2 wrote:https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bush-political-ad-hes-taller/2859799

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Sat September 24, 2022 12:32 am
by 96583UP
Jorge wrote:
Rob wrote:I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.
Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.
i definitely only want to insult ron desantis for being shorter than an able-bodied person

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Sat September 24, 2022 12:38 am
by BurtReynolds
Not all short men are evil, but all evil men are short.

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Sat September 24, 2022 12:55 am
by 96583UP
Hitler was 5'9"

that means DeSantis has a chance

but he is going to have to lift his game

significantly

like to a 'disrupting the post WWII order' level

like 'I'm gonna go invade Canada and finish what the war of 1812 couldn't' and that's just warming up

Re: Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Posted: Sat September 24, 2022 1:12 am
by The Argonaut
Jorge wrote:
Rob wrote:I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.
Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.
you jerk, that's all shit you've made fun of me for