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This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 5:21 am
by Bammer
You enter the stall and encounter this. Three relatively equal rolls.
Which one do you use, and why?

Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 12:42 pm
by Mickey
Definitely not the top one
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 12:52 pm
by wease
The one that’s in the dispenser. Less likelihood of it having been dropped on the floor or handled by previous stall occupants.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 12:53 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Mickey wrote:Definitely not the top one
This is the only correct answer.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 2:24 pm
by tree_
wease wrote:The one that’s in the dispenser. Less likelihood of it having been dropped on the floor or handled by previous stall occupants.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 3:21 pm
by The Argonaut
I will taste each one and then decide
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 3:22 pm
by bodysnatcher
I always leave the house with my own roll
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 3:22 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I just wish I could poo.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 3:30 pm
by The Argonaut
bodysnatcher wrote:I always leave the house with my own roll
I actually carry a mobile bidet in my purse if I'm going to be out for a long time and think I might need to poop
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 5:11 pm
by Jorge
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I just wish I could poo.
I know it's gonna happen for you someday
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 11:21 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I just wish I could poo.
I know it's gonna happen for you someday
I really appreciate that.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 1:44 am
by Bammer
Some pretty selfish answers here so far.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 2:03 am
by 96583UP
i would definitely just smear the feces on my brow and exit the stall pantsless and erect
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 3:03 am
by spike
I’d wipe my ass on that awful tile.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 4:44 am
by knee tunes
spike wrote:I’d wipe my ass on that awful tile.
That's why they call you spike
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 12:34 pm
by pepperwhiteMFC
I attack the roll in the dispenser, because it deserves it.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 2:26 pm
by wease
Then you see this on the roll of toilet paper sitting there looking like this and you understand my answer.

Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 2:50 pm
by dad
wease wrote:Then you see this on the roll of toilet paper sitting there looking like this and you understand my answer.

not only is that disgusting, you know that roll is paper thin, and rough as hell.
a lot of workplaces have no respect for their employees' buttholes.
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 5:56 pm
by doug rr
bodysnatcher wrote:I always leave the house with my own roll
we always travel with a roll or 2 of the blue packaged charmin..even expensive hotels and airbnb's can never get toilet paper right..cut costs somewhere else
Re: This is a question about toilet paper
Posted: Mon October 24, 2022 6:39 pm
by bodysnatcher
doug rr wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:I always leave the house with my own roll
we always travel with a roll or 2 of the blue packaged charmin..even expensive hotels and airbnb's can never get toilet paper right..cut costs somewhere else
I have a roll in my trunk just in case. And I keep one of those small travel rolls in my golf bag.