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Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat December 10, 2022 2:24 pm
by Bammer
The people in this story were named Don and Lori.
They named their daughter D’Lorion. That still makes me cringe.
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... s#p1431806
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat December 10, 2022 4:40 pm
by wease
We’re they also big Back to the Future fans?
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat December 10, 2022 9:53 pm
by spike
I bumped that thread.
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Tue December 13, 2022 6:10 am
by Bammer
wease wrote:
We’re they also big Back to the Future fans?
I don’t know, but somehow I can still confidently say no.
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Tue December 13, 2022 2:32 pm
by tree_
some parents give their children some bad names
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Tue December 13, 2022 2:48 pm
by BurtReynolds
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Tue December 13, 2022 4:34 pm
by Monkey_Driven
tree_ wrote:some parents give their children some bad names
Naming humans is really hard.
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Tue December 13, 2022 4:43 pm
by Norah
stick with the classics
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Wed December 14, 2022 7:47 pm
by bodysnatcher
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 12:36 pm
by Bammer
Came across an all-timer the other day. This kid is so fucked. She was chosen to say “play ball” on the stadium PA before the Mariner game. Not surprisingly she was from some shit suburb of Puyallup or Monroe … I don’t remember exactly. Maybe she won’t be that fucked if she never moves away.
Anyhow, her name is Unity. But it’s actually not Unity. They showed her name up on the jumbotron. Parents should be in (actually now that I think about it, there’s a good chance at least one of them is) jail.
Unyteigh
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 1:19 pm
by wease
Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 2:28 pm
by Happy Trees
wease wrote:Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed
Asshole, pronounced Ash-ola
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 2:31 pm
by Happy Trees
My cousins went to school with a girl whose last name was Pepper.
Her parents named her Salt Ann.
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 4:49 pm
by Chris_H_2
Happy Trees wrote:wease wrote:Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed
Asshole, pronounced Ash-ola
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 5:02 pm
by 96583UP
i support Chris' post
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 10:10 pm
by spike
Happy Trees wrote:My cousins went to school with a girl whose last name was Pepper.
Her parents named her Salt Ann.
no way
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sun June 01, 2025 8:46 am
by Happy Trees
spike wrote:Happy Trees wrote:My cousins went to school with a girl whose last name was Pepper.
Her parents named her Salt Ann.
no way
I'm not shitting you.
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Sun June 01, 2025 12:25 pm
by VinylGuy
They hated her and made sure she knew it
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Mon June 02, 2025 3:24 pm
by Monkey_Driven
I knew a student named Summer Rash. That's a brutal one.
Re: Parents naming kids badly
Posted: Mon June 02, 2025 4:37 pm
by bodysnatcher
wease wrote:Man, I see shit like that all the time. The most grevious offender is still Shithead. Pronounced sha-theed
HA yes! there was a Shithead Jones in our phone book when i was in elementary school. Once someone found that, it spread like wildfire through the school. That dude probably changed his number within a week.
