Tom Cruise is a maniac and I love him for it

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Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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What are the insurance premiums on his movies?
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i'm sure he just signs a waiver
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tree_ wrote:i'm sure he just signs a waiver
yeah, like at a trampoline park.

big deal...
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i guess this can also be a tom cruise appreciation thread

everyone knew him from risky business or the outsiders


i remembered him as Jack in Legend. such a great movie from ridley scott
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The only movie I really appreciate him as an actor in is Magnolia

And guess what, zero stunts
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tree_ wrote:The only movie I really appreciate him as an actor in is Magnolia

And guess what, zero stunts
i don't know man. that movie is like seven hours long. he had to trudge through all that.
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dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:The only movie I really appreciate him as an actor in is Magnolia

And guess what, zero stunts
i don't know man. that movie is like seven hours long. he had to trudge through all that.
… Interesting point. Looking at his preferred movie roles I do bet magnolia was way more difficult for him than anything else
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tree_ wrote:The only movie I really appreciate him as an actor in is Magnolia

And guess what, zero stunts
He's great in Eyes Wide Shut, too.

Also, no stunts.
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epilogue wrote:
tree_ wrote:The only movie I really appreciate him as an actor in is Magnolia

And guess what, zero stunts
He's great in Eyes Wide Shut, too.

Also, no stunts.
I forgot about that one. Although I still think magnolia is the superior performance
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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its not easy being an action star at 5 ft 2
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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it's easy when you have one million dollars
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a million dollars gets you a lot of closet.
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dad wrote:a million dollars gets you a lot of closet.
250 sq ft in nyc..
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i'm not cultured enough to understand this metaphor but i like it
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doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:a million dollars gets you a lot of closet.
250 sq ft in nyc..
a visual guide for the uncultured (me).

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yes but what does 250 and nyc have to do with hiding the fact you're gay and short with one million dollars
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