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If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 4:20 pm
by JuanHamm
I don't think I could eat my cat's eggs. It would feel too much like I was eating her children.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 8:13 pm
by Ello Sailor
How the fuck is this not a Tree thread?

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 8:32 pm
by epilogue
If tree laid eggs would you eat them?

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 8:36 pm
by Ello Sailor
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Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 9:02 pm
by Bammer
Ello Sailor wrote:How the fuck is this not a Tree thread?
My thoughts exactly

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 9:07 pm
by The Argonaut
I can confidently say: no

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 9:08 pm
by dad
epilogue wrote:If tree laid eggs would you eat them?
If a tree laid eggs in the forest, and no one was around, did it happen?

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 9:18 pm
by Anders
Probably.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 10:20 pm
by BurtReynolds
no

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 10:38 pm
by JuanHamm
Bammer wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:How the fuck is this not a Tree thread?
My thoughts exactly
I thought the same thing.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 10:48 pm
by The Argonaut
eh, you guys would've loved it if Jorge had posted it in the Ask RM thread

I think it's a good question

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sat January 07, 2023 11:08 pm
by Ello Sailor
The Argonaut wrote:eh, you guys would've loved it if Jorge had posted it in the Ask RM thread

I think it's a good question
Implying I don't love Tree threads.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 12:49 am
by JuanHamm
Yeah that's pretty insulting to tree, Argo

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 12:53 am
by knee tunes
yes we would.

& we would also enjoy dog parmesan and cat breast

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 1:48 am
by The Argonaut
knee tunes wrote:yes we would.

& we would also enjoy dog parmesan and cat breast
You can't have eggs and dairy from the same animal, kt. You could make dog parmesan right now. From dog's milk.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 2:16 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 2:18 am
by The Argonaut
It's interesting that we tend to eat the "breast" of animals that don't really have "breasts". Turkey breast, chicken breast. But you don't eat cow breast, or pig breast. That'd be their udders.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 5:33 am
by spike
Spoken like a true vegan.

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 6:10 am
by knee tunes
The Argonaut wrote:
knee tunes wrote:yes we would.

& we would also enjoy dog parmesan and cat breast
You can't have eggs and dairy from the same animal, kt. You could make dog parmesan right now. From dog's milk.
Can we eat dolphin or rat eggs ,?
(for breakfast I mean)

Re: If cats and dogs laid eggs would you eat them?

Posted: Mon January 23, 2023 2:14 pm
by tree_
I read that mostly only fowl eggs are appropriate for humans to eat.. which is odd, because I was always told to throw them away when they smell bad