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Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 1:43 pm
by JuanHamm
What's he going to get up to?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 1:49 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Work. I f’d up booking, but my god the Delta gate agent was a d*ck. And the customer support person is an idiot.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 1:50 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I was eventually able to get on standby with the correct fly, but I’m mentally exhausted and my throat is bone dry. I suck.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 1:53 pm
by JuanHamm
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I was eventually able to get on standby with the correct fly, but I’m mentally exhausted and my throat is bone dry. I suck.
Stop it. How long until the flight?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 2:41 pm
by Malloy
lenny goes west

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 2:53 pm
by Anders
Hope you enjoy it.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 3:01 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 3:10 pm
by doug rr
what city?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 4:05 pm
by wease
Modesto

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 4:17 pm
by dad
I stayed in hotel in Sherman Oaks once.

Have fun lenny.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 4:44 pm
by VinylGuy
Go crazy Len!!

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 5:10 pm
by JuanHamm
What did you drink on the plane?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 5:11 pm
by knee tunes
Lenny's flying over one of our houses right now!

not mine

NRRRM NRRRM! Lenny, NRRRM NRRRRM!

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 5:24 pm
by The Argonaut
Don't go to any egg arcades, lenny. Otherwise, have a good time

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 5:44 pm
by JuanHamm
Where is he?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 5:47 pm
by knee tunes
Diarrhea'ing over one of us.

Not me

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 5:48 pm
by JuanHamm
Maybe strat

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 10:53 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Luggage won’t make it until tomorrow. I’m a dumb*ss.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 11:03 pm
by The Argonaut
Never check luggage

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 11:06 pm
by doug rr
is it your 3 piece Louis Vuitton luggage set?