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Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 9:40 pm
by JuanHamm
Try it and report back.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 9:59 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 10:00 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 10:00 pm
by dpupenya
This feels like a setup

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 10:10 pm
by dad
How much time do I get between applying the lotion and grabbing the knob?

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 10:18 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:How much time do I get between applying the lotion and grabbing the knob?
Just turn the f*cking knob. Geez.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 10:19 pm
by JuanHamm
I tried and I couldn't do it.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 10:20 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
JuanHamm wrote:I tried and I couldn't do it.
Better luck next time.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 10:22 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:How much time do I get between applying the lotion and grabbing the knob?
Just turn the f*cking knob. Geez.
I'm not sure if I'm ready to.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Mon January 16, 2023 11:43 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:How much time do I get between applying the lotion and grabbing the knob?
Just turn the f*cking knob. Geez.
I'm not sure if I'm ready to.
Your body is ready.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Tue January 17, 2023 12:02 am
by BurtReynolds
i will not be a part of your sex fantasies.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Tue January 17, 2023 12:22 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Too late.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Tue January 17, 2023 1:15 am
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:How much time do I get between applying the lotion and grabbing the knob?
Just turn the f*cking knob. Geez.
I'm not sure if I'm ready to.
Your body is ready.
I’m actually tired.

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Tue January 17, 2023 1:27 am
by spike
trap porn?

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Tue January 17, 2023 1:56 am
by 96583UP
so tough. i get dry skin in the winter and keep a thing of moisturizer nearby and def cannot open the doorknob after application

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Tue January 17, 2023 1:59 am
by The Argonaut
help! I am now stuck in this room and can't get out

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Thu March 28, 2024 1:59 am
by 96583UP
this is super difficult

winter excema makes me moisturize and i have to be careful when i do it

or i cannot exit the room

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Thu March 28, 2024 1:07 pm
by tommy
96583UP wrote:this is super difficult

winter excema makes me moisturize and i have to be careful when i do it

or i cannot exit the room
This is why I bought a house with an open floor plan

Re: Can you turn a doorknob with lotion on your hands?

Posted: Thu March 28, 2024 6:36 pm
by doug rr
tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:this is super difficult

winter excema makes me moisturize and i have to be careful when i do it

or i cannot exit the room
This is why I bought a house with an open floor plan
what color did you paint the walls?