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People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:46 pm
by JuanHamm
Let's list them all.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:47 pm
by JuanHamm
Johnny Galecki

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:47 pm
by JuanHamm
Chuck Schumer

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:47 pm
by JuanHamm
Bono

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:49 pm
by BurtReynolds
Dr. Dre

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:49 pm
by JuanHamm
Johnathan Ames

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:50 pm
by dad
Walt Frazier.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:56 pm
by JuanHamm
Lenny

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 6:51 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 7:18 pm
by JuanHamm
Verne Troyer

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 7:33 pm
by dad
Aubrey Plaza.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 7:45 pm
by BurtReynolds
The French.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 8:57 pm
by spike
Literally anyone.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 11:09 pm
by JuanHamm
Jerry "The King" Lawler

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 11:10 pm
by JuanHamm
spike wrote:Literally anyone.

Even George Washington? That guy had slaves, spike.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 11:12 pm
by JuanHamm
Also George Washington had one of the least cool deaths of all time - being slowly drained of all his blood by a incompetent, old timey doctors.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Sat January 28, 2023 12:19 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
JuanHamm wrote:
spike wrote:Literally anyone.

Even George Washington? That guy had slaves, spike.
Okay but his slaves were cooler than Bill Maher. And Washington taught them.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Sat January 28, 2023 12:32 am
by Ello Sailor
Aubrey Plaza.

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Sat January 28, 2023 1:20 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
verb_to_trust

Re: People who are cooler than Bill Maher

Posted: Sat January 28, 2023 2:12 am
by dpupenya
Beth..oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh NVM...