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If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 4:26 pm
by Bammer
* Metric system
* Fahrenheit scale
* 12-hour clock (AM / PM)
* No more daylight savings time adjustments anywhere ever
* MM/DD/YYYY
Re: If I ruled the world
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 4:26 pm
by tree_
UBI, but only for me
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 4:28 pm
by Bammer
I’d also hear arguments for a single worldwide currency
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 5:06 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Out.
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 6:58 pm
by bodysnatcher
Pizza Fridays
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 7:19 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Ban managers from wearing baseball uniforms
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 8:13 pm
by dpupenya
Drinking lunches
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 8:13 pm
by bodysnatcher
Required use of the Oxford comma
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 8:39 pm
by spike
Bammer wrote:* Metric system
* Fahrenheit scale
* 12-hour clock (AM / PM)
* No more daylight savings time adjustments anywhere ever
* MM/DD/YYYY
So much for diversity
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 9:23 pm
by Peeps
people that go down the wrong way in a parking lot could be shot with no repercussions
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 9:48 pm
by doug rr
people like Burt should be put in jail for 1 year and 1 day for not returning their grocery cart
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 9:50 pm
by JuanHamm
Does Burt really do that?
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 9:52 pm
by doug rr
JuanHamm wrote:Does Burt really do that?
with pride
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 9:53 pm
by JuanHamm
Ban him
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 10:18 pm
by BurtReynolds
I don't do unpaid labor for shopping centers. If they want me to collect their carts, they can pay me.
I would let everyone be free to throw their unused carts wherever they feel like

Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 10:20 pm
by JuanHamm
We're living in a society. We're supposed to act in a civilized way.
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 10:26 pm
by Bammer
bodysnatcher wrote:Required use of the Oxford comma
Now we’re getting somewhere.
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 10:58 pm
by BurtReynolds
Bammer wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:Required use of the Oxford comma
Now we’re getting somewhere.
But not periods, apparently.
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 11:00 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:I don't do unpaid labor for shopping centers. If they want me to collect their carts, they can pay me.
I would let everyone be free to throw their unused carts wherever they feel like

We are no longer best friends.
Re: If I Ruled The World
Posted: Tue January 31, 2023 11:04 pm
by BurtReynolds
You're not thinking ethically. According to Kant's categorical imperative, it would be immoral to return your cart, because if everyone did that, then untold thousands of cart wrangling teenage workers would be put out of a job.