How do you like your salad (besides tossed)?

[Chris_H_2]

Build your salad by selecting up to seven options from above. I realize that most normal, sane people put some sort of dressing on salads (including olive oil, lemon juice, and/or vinegar), so I'm not including them among the options. I think I've covered must items. If you say "other," explain your work. Let's get weird.

Mine:

red leaf
spinach
chicken or sardines
green olives
onion
tomato
cucumber

people that put fruit in their salads with savory items are freaks

[Bammer]

You don’t have nuts on here you goddamn psycho monster

[Chris_H_2]

You don’t have nuts on here you goddamn psycho monster

fixed (I assume you're not putting peanuts on a salad)

[spike]

I like a pretty unhealthy salad.

[doug rr]

iceberg
tomatoes
cucumbers
hard boiled eggs
either blue cheese or Italian dressing

pretty easy

[Ello Sailor]

I like Spike's, but I wouldn't oppose adding (red) onion, bell pepper, carrot. Maybe even a bean or 3. But they seem like a waste of an option if we're only allowed 7.

Going a different route, broccoli salad w/smoked salmon or bacon is bomb.

[doug rr]

oh, I forgot onion..I love red onion on my salad..a lot of it

[Chris_H_2]

Going a different route, broccoli salad w/smoked salmon or bacon is bomb.

yessss. also, try brussel sprouts with shallots and bacon (with some of the bacon fat). holy crap.

[Coach]

My typical go-to is:

Lettuce
Tomato
Croutons (garlic and butter)
Mini cucumbers
Green and Yellow peppers
Onion
Salt & Pepper
Rotating protein (hard boiled eggs, tuna, cold cuts)
Non fat Feta cheese

Lite Creamy Ceasar dressing

[wease]

Radishes should be an option

[Coach]

Radishes should be an option

Agreed, need to add to my weight loss salads.

[doug rr]

mayo based with raw oysters

[Coach]

mayo based with raw oysters

Sounds like this would be good for puking too. And weight loss?

[Chris_H_2]

Radishes should be an option

[Jorge]

I don't like salads that are excessively wet and soupy

[doug rr]

are those common where you're from?

[Ello Sailor]

Platty doesn't make his own salads. What a dope!

[tragabigzanda]

from the ashes of tonkotsu

[spike]

I like Spike's, but I wouldn't oppose adding (red) onion, bell pepper, carrot. Maybe even a bean or 3. But they seem like a waste of an option if we're only allowed 7.

Going a different route, broccoli salad w/smoked salmon or bacon is bomb.

I’d add more probably, but wanted to get in the top 7 yeah.

[spike]

I don't like salads that are excessively wet and soupy

[puts a huge redundant glob of hummus right on this post]

Are you my wife?