Happy belated birthday poops!

Post Reply
JuanHamm
Misplaced My Sponge
Posts: 6950
Joined: Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm

Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by JuanHamm »

Damnit tree, you really dropped the ball on this one.

Anyway, happy 70th birthday to peeps. I hope it was a good (and safe) one.
Nihilist lives don't matter
JuanHamm
Misplaced My Sponge
Posts: 6950
Joined: Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by JuanHamm »

Thread title should say peeps. Damn autocorrect. Sorry Peeps.
Nihilist lives don't matter
User avatar
Ello Sailor
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 17234
Joined: Sun March 12, 2017 3:06 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Ello Sailor »

What a disaster.

Happy birthday Jer!
LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
User avatar
Chris_H_2
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15498
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 9:55 pm
Location: An office full of assholes

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Chris_H_2 »

i'm sorry you had to deal with this on your birthday peeps
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51634
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by tragabigzanda »

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Wed January 14, 2026 3:15 am, edited 1 time in total.
warehouse
Rank This Poster
Posts: 4993
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 3:34 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by warehouse »

happy bday bud!

thread title is perfect lol
User avatar
bodysnatcher
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 22220
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm
Location: the bathroom

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by bodysnatcher »

poops getting no respect at all
doug rr
The Master
Posts: 27318
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm
Location: I'm now Canadian..go broncos

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by doug rr »

HB peeps
User avatar
Peeps
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
Posts: 7303
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 12:41 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Peeps »

thank you fellas

i worked from home cause i went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned :/


this morning i went to the gym and by 830 the arthritis in my knee was excruciating. it sucks to get old but it beats the alternative
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
User avatar
Coach
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 8333
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:20 am

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Coach »

peeps, potentially the only RMer who's been here as long as me or longer.

How old?
User avatar
Peeps
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
Posts: 7303
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 12:41 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Peeps »

Coach wrote:peeps, potentially the only RMer who's been here as long as me or longer.

How old?

53

i was active on this board (before it was merged between BigMamma's and Scotts) websites

i want to say early 2000-2001
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
JuanHamm
Misplaced My Sponge
Posts: 6950
Joined: Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by JuanHamm »

I came over during the merger and you were definitely here already. Are there any other pre-merger posters active?
Nihilist lives don't matter
User avatar
epilogue
We All We Got, We All We Need
Posts: 84845
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:33 pm
Location: Ghorman
Contact:

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by epilogue »

Happy Birthday, Peeps!
User avatar
Higgs
Petulant Bitch
Posts: 7036
Joined: Thu February 02, 2017 10:39 am
Location: Most likely at the office...

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Higgs »

Happy Birthday Peeps!
Free boops today.
dad
Posting (live)
Posts: 19163
Joined: Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by dad »

Happy Birthday, Peeps!
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
User avatar
Coach
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 8333
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:20 am

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Coach »

Peeps wrote:
Coach wrote:peeps, potentially the only RMer who's been here as long as me or longer.

How old?

53

i was active on this board (before it was merged between BigMamma's and Scotts) websites

i want to say early 2000-2001
I was definitely not around in 2000. I was more like '01 or '02. When did Five Horizons shut down or do that slow down with posting?
User avatar
spike
The Master
Posts: 35444
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by spike »

Happy birthday Jer Bear
User avatar
Peeps
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
Posts: 7303
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 12:41 pm

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by Peeps »

thanks again everyone
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
User avatar
tree_
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 20146
Joined: Thu April 04, 2013 6:27 am
Twitter: twitter.com/uglyfurballz4life
Location: Port Perry Lodge on voluptuous Lake Perry
Contact:

Re: Happy belated birthday poops!

Post by tree_ »

happy birthday and i apologize for letting everyone down
Post Reply