Page 1 of 1

A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Thu March 23, 2023 1:19 pm
by tree_
To You

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Thu March 23, 2023 3:39 pm
by doug rr
Image

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Thu March 23, 2023 3:40 pm
by JuanHamm
Happy birthday, dt

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 25, 2024 11:19 am
by tree_
Happy birthday

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 11:41 pm
by tree_
Happy

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 11:45 pm
by Dev
happy birthday my boy

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 11:46 pm
by Dev
this guy is out there working in the public sector to make the world a better place. certified good guy.

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 12:02 am
by wease
Happy birthday o daft one!

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 1:19 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 1:21 am
by 96583UP
happy birthday!

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 1:28 am
by daft twat
Thanks, team. Had terrific nachos today and played Indiana Jones for hours. My wife used the new Creami to make me banana soft serve. Great day. Best part - I’m on spring break this week.

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 1:30 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 2:00 am
by Higgs
Happy birthday bud.

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 3:09 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Happy birthday!

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 2:29 pm
by Chris_H_2
belated happy birthday dt

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 6:52 pm
by Happy Trees
daft twat wrote:Thanks, team. Had terrific nachos today and played Indiana Jones for hours. My wife used the new Creami to make me banana soft serve. Great day. Best part - I’m on spring break this week.
Banana ice cream is my favorite.

Re: A Daft Birthday To Twat

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 7:08 pm
by Anders
Happy birthday!