Are Pants Bed?

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Are They?

Yes.
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67%
No.
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I sh*t everything.
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I wear a sleeping bag up to my waist, and hop around like a moron.
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decide now.
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i voted yes
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No, unless you're hopping around with a sleeping bag on up to your waist.
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thank you, burt.
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Can you make that a poll option please?
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When you're talking about shitting something, what's the difference? Equally embarrassing and inconvenient.
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Do you think the security guard at your work has ever shat his pantsbed?
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That poll option isn't reflective of what I said. Honestly, it feels aggressive.
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You know I'm white, right?
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JuanHamm wrote:That poll option isn't reflective of what I said. Honestly, it feels aggressive.
tonally, i think it fits. it's staying.
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Oh, i just realized that you made this thread, dad. I guess I just assumed it was a tree thread.
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unquestionably ‘yes’
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No, because otherwise if you sleep in your pants on your bed and shit, you’d be shitting the bed twice via one shit. Impossible.
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great, now i’m horny
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spike wrote:No, because otherwise if you sleep in your pants on your bed and shit, you’d be shitting the bed twice via one shit. Impossible.
But if you shit in the pants with you sleep by, then your pants beds don't them why shit in the then bed up to why.
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Jorge wrote:
spike wrote:No, because otherwise if you sleep in your pants on your bed and shit, you’d be shitting the bed twice via one shit. Impossible.
But if you shit in the pants with you sleep by, then your pants don't them why shit in the then bed up to why.
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Jorge wrote:
spike wrote:No, because otherwise if you sleep in your pants on your bed and shit, you’d be shitting the bed twice via one shit. Impossible.
But if you shit in the pants with you sleep by, then your pants beds don't them why shit in the then bed up to why.
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i feel compelled to shit in my pajama pants in my bed now just to try and be cool
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