Share the pants you shat last night
Posted: Thu March 23, 2023 8:25 pm
Well, this wasn't last night, but I was very gassy today after work and fell into a nice little shat. During the shat I dreamed that Argo and I moved in together as roommates, and he was doing a funny bit where he was pretending to be a weird Christian fundamentalist or something. Any time I listened to any rock music in my room I would hear him yell "Satan! That is the music of Satan! That is Satanic." And it was funny at first but then it started to get annoying, so I would ask him to stop. And he would stop for a while but then he'd pick it up again. It was so frustrating! I was getting ready to move out! Then I shat my pants.