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Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 12:08 pm
by 96583UP

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 12:12 pm
by Ello Sailor
Anthony Kiedis is homies with the Dalai Lama. Of course he's a pedo.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 12:44 pm
by JuanHamm
Eww weird

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 1:01 pm
by knee tunes
You could tell he was joking if you watch the end of the video. They didn't play it all the way through on the first clip .

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 1:11 pm
by JuanHamm
Maybe he was doing research for a book

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 1:43 pm
by Jorge
knee tunes wrote:You could tell he was joking if you watch the end of the video. They didn't play it all the way through on the first clip .
Hilarious joke

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 1:49 pm
by spike
Big hitter, the Lama. Loooong.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 1:55 pm
by BurtReynolds
He's never going to escape samsara at this rate.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 2:32 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 2:59 pm
by The Argonaut
My favorite thing about the Dalai Lama is that when the Dalai Lama dies, the monks go around and find the baby that the Dalai Lama re-incarnated as and 'christen' that baby as the new Dalai Lama. But China says that they're going to pick the next Dalai Lama. So the current Dalai Lama doesn't like that and says that he just won't re-incarnate as a Chinese baby. He'll be an Indian baby or something.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 3:01 pm
by tree_
that's a good one but not my favorite

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 3:10 pm
by JuanHamm
So he's racist too

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 8:38 pm
by Ello Sailor
JuanHamm wrote:Maybe he was doing research for a book
lol

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 8:46 pm
by doug rr
fun fact: I was leaving my apartment one day in nyc and we lived directly across the street from the historical society...I got downstairs and was greeted by armed guards..I had to wait and watch Dalai and Laura bush get out of a black limo and go into the museum..

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 8:50 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 8:52 pm
by spike
my dad got to work security detail for the lama when he visited the college where my mom worked back in the 70s. there's a cool photo of him in a suit and shades as the lama's getting out of a car.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 8:58 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 9:02 pm
by doug rr
gunga galunga..

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Mon April 10, 2023 11:11 pm
by 96583UP
JuanHamm wrote:Maybe he was doing research for a book
Lama O'Riley

Re: Dalai Lama is a Pedo

Posted: Tue April 18, 2023 7:55 pm
by 96583UP