Cool Business Names

[tree_]

a couple of ads I heard lately really caught my miiind, man
check it out!

UBREAK WHEEL FIX, a company that fixes wheels when you break them. Cool, huh!

another one is zerorez, which I heard on a local radio station. Their big pitch on the radio ad is "you can spell it backwards or forwards, it's the same name, ZEROREZ. I thought that was cool.

Have you ever heard a cool company name that you have trouble forgetting for a reason or another? Post your opinons, emotions and thoughts here

[BurtReynolds]

Some guys I know made a company called Super Evil Mega Corp, and I thought that was a good one.

[tree_]

That is cool!

[Higgs]

I want to start a franchise of barber shops specialising in bad sports haircuts targeting young school kids named Sick Cutz.

We would be the place to go for mullets and bad shaved heads.

[spike]

I want to start a franchise of barber shops specialising in bad sports haircuts targeting young school kids named Sick Cutz.

We would be the place to go for mullets and bad shaved heads.

This would actually succeed in Australia.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Cancer, Inc

[daft twat]

Don’t know if it still exists, but over 20 years ago when I lived in Salinas, Cali, there was a hair place called Happy to Be Nappy.

[DissidentRival4]

There used to be a deli in Green, OR when i lived there late 90s early 2000's called "The Munch Box".

[Ello Sailor]

Butthole Surfers but it's just a surfing crew and they all suck absolute ass.