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Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:19 pm
by 96583UP
post here when you you are feeling all pouty and moody like a 14 year old girl with your dumbass first-world problems YOU STUPID CRYBABY FUCKS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SMALL GROW UP
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:19 pm
by 96583UP
I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW SCRAM
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:20 pm
by 96583UP
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:20 pm
by 96583UP
DON'T LOOK AT ME
DON'T LOOK AT ME GET THE FUCK OUT
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:20 pm
by 96583UP
phew they are gone
I'm fine now
we're fine
it's just me
it's just us
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:21 pm
by 96583UP
they'll never see this, it never happened
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:21 pm
by 96583UP
unless someone clicks on the thread
we should change the thread title
then they will never want to click on it
yes
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:22 pm
by 96583UP
what should we change it to?
how about something really boring
i dunno there are a lot of boring topics already that are quite active
you're right maybe we should make it super offensive
i don't think that will work either
what about gay shit
we post that all the time, to rave reviews, but people click on it
true
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:23 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:24 pm
by 96583UP
what if instead of changing the thread title, we hide it on a later page by bumping 20+ other GD thread
i like the way you think
then they won't know our pain
no one will ever know, they will have to navigate a sea of costco-related updates and gay shit
but i like the gay shit
i do too
so maybe we should just post in those gay threads and forget about this one
ok sounds like a plan
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:25 pm
by 96583UP
tragabigzanda wrote:Where was this thread when I needed it last weekend
what the fuck are you doing in here I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT but i guess since we are here and i have not yet started posting about gay shit you can tell me about your problemsNOT I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK JUST GRAB YOUR SACK AND MOVE ON
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:26 pm
by 96583UP
seriously though i mean no offense
spill the beans
it will look like i am going to take a shower but i trust you i am not / am listening
don't let him know about us leaving to go post in the gay threads
i won't
he heard that
no he didn't
yes he did
fuck
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:29 pm
by dad
my tummy hurts a little.
probably too much fiber.
ha! too much fiber...for me? nah...
still...i feel bloated.
oh god...
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:31 pm
by dad
am i going to die like this?
bloated and farty?
is this how it ends?
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:40 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I’m moody and sad and empty
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:47 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 11:57 pm
by 96583UP
what the hell is this thread
what is going on in here
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 12:03 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 12:03 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 12:05 am
by B
96583UP wrote:Thread for Pouty / Moody / Crybaby shit
So, should I just merge all of RM into this thread?